I'm SUCH a cheap valentine. OOC POST
As a gift to my fellow players, whom I love above all others, I offer the HUGE SPAM POST OF LOVE AND QUOTES!!
Names have been changed to player names to protect the innocent. Enjoy, you guys--and I love yas.
WARNING--MAY NOT BE WORKSAFE--CONTAINS NAUGHTY WORDS TOO! YAAY!
Rae's player: Great. I'm asking a wall if it has a piano. I really am nuts.
Johnplayer: *stares at Nykl* I know you little man--I know your perversions!
--
John: *nips* yeah, well---if someone doesn't hold *something* against me soon, I'm gonna have to
go shoot something *grump*
Rodney: *sigh of long suffering* Then I suppose it's up to me, AGAIN, to sacrefice myself for the
greater good.
John: *naked in a flash* you're such a martyr, Rod'ny....now get to it *smirkysmirk*
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John player: just haven't been able to smut the last few days I broke my smutter!
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Rae player: LOL don't knock him out! we need him conscious for teh sexin
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Radek player: *goes back to Saneville*
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Rae player: [after being shown some particularly good John handporn] they all have such
big...watches
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Carson player: argh, Rodney clings like a barnacle
--
Radek player: We're fighting over who changes what in the smut
--
John player: fuck continuity!
Radek player: We have it where canon doesn't!
John player: *needs a tshirt that says that*
--
Rae player: Somebody fuck!
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Radek player: ...shower sex was much easier on the logistics.
--
Radek player: It's long.
*tilts head* Yeah...
I think I get that.
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John player: John is the ufastening man
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Radek player: stares* Wait a minute. You mean I actually used logic CORRECTLY?!
Logic and me aren't on speaking terms.
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Kavanagh player: damn, i was supposed to be working. you and your interesting plotlines!
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Rae player: and I can't type and eat, apparently
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Rae player: now, everybody hump and make up.
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Rodney player: *looks on, interested* Huh. So that's where that stain came from. I didn't
think we did that.
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Parrish player: Davey was where who what?!
--
Parrish player: DUDE I come home and you guys are hanging out on my desktop
OH GOOD LORD
I can't even leave home! :P
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John player: John: *assumes the "pretzel" position*
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RAdek player: Radek: *considers* Which virginity?
--
Rae player: [after a long, LONG string of insanity] ya know, it's a good thing the repping
doesn't go like this.
--
Parrish player: go away amusing people!
--
Rae player: go make John have smut.
Radek player: Smut is our lifeblood!
Rae player: all hail the smut!
--
Katie player: damn you people, I never get anything written...
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Parrish player: Daivd: *stages an orgy in the pillow fort to distract himself*
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Parrish player: David: WHO SLIPPED KATIE SPANISH FLY?!
Rae player: Cadman
--
Radek player: It's trying to sun with the snow. I think I'm blind.
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John player: *manhandles Rodney*
Rae player: and womandhandled, too, for all that he' gay
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Radek player: BTW, what's Rae smell like?
Rae player: WHAT?!
--
Rae player: bad buffy reference, sorry. "Xander, don't speak Latin to the books."
--
Rae player: purple turkeys, pink tubers stew, lol green clovers, blue diamonds...
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Katie player: yeah, um, rodney in a dresss...
*scared*
*but intrigued*
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John player: I may be inclined to villainize if properly wooed
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Rae player: uhhuhhhuhuhuh she said dick
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Rade player: Guy parts?
Rae player: tab a, slot b. LOL
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Radek player: Slight shift in what is where?
--
Rae player: girl. biological. eating and typing
--
Rae player: yes, well. RP is like... Dildos. you can put them away when you're done and don't have
to listen to the whine. hey, the day a vibrator can mow the lawn, men are obsolete
--
Katie player: omgwtfdiskfragmentation
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Rodney player: *thinks* Rodney tops from bottom?
Rodney player: Rodney: *rolls eyes* What part of "I'm gay" isn't getting through to you people?
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Katie player: Katie: *does have a strap-on, if you're short on possibilities*
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John player: Ok lessee---what icon do we have next?
and why am I not in the shower?
dude, that's important stuff
--
Names have been changed to player names to protect the innocent. Enjoy, you guys--and I love yas.
WARNING--MAY NOT BE WORKSAFE--CONTAINS NAUGHTY WORDS TOO! YAAY!
Rae's player: Great. I'm asking a wall if it has a piano. I really am nuts.
Johnplayer: *stares at Nykl* I know you little man--I know your perversions!
--
John: *nips* yeah, well---if someone doesn't hold *something* against me soon, I'm gonna have to
go shoot something *grump*
Rodney: *sigh of long suffering* Then I suppose it's up to me, AGAIN, to sacrefice myself for the
greater good.
John: *naked in a flash* you're such a martyr, Rod'ny....now get to it *smirkysmirk*
--
John player: just haven't been able to smut the last few days I broke my smutter!
--
Rae player: LOL don't knock him out! we need him conscious for teh sexin
--
Radek player: *goes back to Saneville*
--
Rae player: [after being shown some particularly good John handporn] they all have such
big...watches
--
Carson player: argh, Rodney clings like a barnacle
--
Radek player: We're fighting over who changes what in the smut
--
John player: fuck continuity!
Radek player: We have it where canon doesn't!
John player: *needs a tshirt that says that*
--
Rae player: Somebody fuck!
--
Radek player: ...shower sex was much easier on the logistics.
--
Radek player: It's long.
*tilts head* Yeah...
I think I get that.
--
John player: John is the ufastening man
--
Radek player: stares* Wait a minute. You mean I actually used logic CORRECTLY?!
Logic and me aren't on speaking terms.
--
Kavanagh player: damn, i was supposed to be working. you and your interesting plotlines!
--
Rae player: and I can't type and eat, apparently
--
Rae player: now, everybody hump and make up.
--
Rodney player: *looks on, interested* Huh. So that's where that stain came from. I didn't
think we did that.
--
Parrish player: Davey was where who what?!
--
Parrish player: DUDE I come home and you guys are hanging out on my desktop
OH GOOD LORD
I can't even leave home! :P
--
John player: John: *assumes the "pretzel" position*
--
RAdek player: Radek: *considers* Which virginity?
--
Rae player: [after a long, LONG string of insanity] ya know, it's a good thing the repping
doesn't go like this.
--
Parrish player: go away amusing people!
--
Rae player: go make John have smut.
Radek player: Smut is our lifeblood!
Rae player: all hail the smut!
--
Katie player: damn you people, I never get anything written...
--
Parrish player: Daivd: *stages an orgy in the pillow fort to distract himself*
--
Parrish player: David: WHO SLIPPED KATIE SPANISH FLY?!
Rae player: Cadman
--
Radek player: It's trying to sun with the snow. I think I'm blind.
--
John player: *manhandles Rodney*
Rae player: and womandhandled, too, for all that he' gay
--
Radek player: BTW, what's Rae smell like?
Rae player: WHAT?!
--
Rae player: bad buffy reference, sorry. "Xander, don't speak Latin to the books."
--
Rae player: purple turkeys, pink tubers stew, lol green clovers, blue diamonds...
--
Katie player: yeah, um, rodney in a dresss...
*scared*
*but intrigued*
--
John player: I may be inclined to villainize if properly wooed
--
Rae player: uhhuhhhuhuhuh she said dick
--
Rade player: Guy parts?
Rae player: tab a, slot b. LOL
--
Radek player: Slight shift in what is where?
--
Rae player: girl. biological. eating and typing
--
Rae player: yes, well. RP is like... Dildos. you can put them away when you're done and don't have
to listen to the whine. hey, the day a vibrator can mow the lawn, men are obsolete
--
Katie player: omgwtfdiskfragmentation
--
Rodney player: *thinks* Rodney tops from bottom?
Rodney player: Rodney: *rolls eyes* What part of "I'm gay" isn't getting through to you people?
--
Katie player: Katie: *does have a strap-on, if you're short on possibilities*
--
John player: Ok lessee---what icon do we have next?
and why am I not in the shower?
dude, that's important stuff
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