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[lt_lauren]

My mom over Thanksgiving asked me about Andrew Meyer getting tasered at UF. I said I was dating him.

She's wondering when he's coming home for Christmas.

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[_infinite_jest_]

Does Andrew Myer know how to love?

[lt_lauren]

In this awful fantasy that I tell my mother, he's a very loving boyfriend, who is just misunderstood by 98% of America. I picked him up from jail too, he will be forever grateful... in my pants.

[_infinite_jest_]

It must be a dream come true.

[lt_lauren]

I can't believe my family bought this story.