Title: Those 3 Times Kim Jaejoong Ruined My Love Life
Author:
hyuukiePairing: Yunho/Jaejoong, Yunho/OC, Junsu/?
Part: 1/3
Warning: Slight cussing
Summary: Junsu asks Yunho for some love advice, and it leads to story time!
A/N: I shouldn't be writing new things...
Disclaimer: Don't own the anything
Note: Blue font is Yunho's flashbacks and black font is present time ^_^
Yunho's door almost broke off of its hinges when Junsu kicked the door open and stomped his foot on the ground.
"WHOA." Yunho quickly took off his headphones and pressed pause on his iPod. "Is there a good reason for almost breaking my door down?"
"Hyung! Hyung!" Junsu rushed over and plopped himself down right beside Yunho. "I need some advice!"
"Um, okay, first of all, personal space." The older man placed his index and third fingers on Junsu's forehead and pushed him backwards. "Second, what kind of advice?"
"Love advice!"
"... Love advice?"
"Yeah!"
"You're going to have to be a bit more specific, Junsu..."
"Tell me how you won Jaejoong over."
"What?"
"How did you get Jaejoong to go out with you?" Junsu sat with his legs crossed and eagarly leaned forward.
Yunho shoved him back again. "Why do you assume that I was the one to ask Jaejoong out?"
"Well... Because... Um..." Junsu furrowed his eyebrows. "You mean... You didn't?"
"I didn't ask Jaejoong to go out with me."
"But you two are... What?"
"There were a lot more people before Jaejoong."
"Really?"
"You thought your hyung couldn't charm the ladies? Back then, I was the 'bomb'."
Junsu snorted. "When was that? Back in the seventies?"
"Hey! Do you want to hear this or not?"
"Sorry, sorry. Continue."
"Anyway. In grade nine, there was this girl. She was easily the prettiest girl I had ever seen."
"Really? But you were only a freshman!"
"I know, I know. Her name was Bae Seulgi."
"Ooh. That's a pretty name."
"I know, right? And then there was Jaejoong."
"Who was easily the prettiest boy you've ever seen."
"Uh, at age fourteen, I didn't think that."
"Easily the prettiest human being you've ever seen?"
"No..."
"Oh! You didn't think he was pretty, you thought he was beautiful, enchanting... Dazzling?"
Yunho felt his ears heat up. "Junsu... Are you going to tell my story for me?"
"I got distracted. But just putting it out there, that is how you describe Jaejoong hyung."
"Do you want to leave the room?"
"Sorry. Keep going."
"I made friends with Jaejoong right away."
"Friends? Are you sure that's the only thing you guys were?"
"I am this close to kicking you out of here."
Junsu did the zipper motion across his mouth.
"So Jaejoong and I were really good friends. I even called him my best friend. But after a week or so, I noticed Jaejoong staring at me a lot more. Then, all of a sudden, he asked me a question..."
"Hey Yunho, can I ask you something?" Jaejoong rested his chin in the palm off his hand.
The two teens were currently sitting in math class.
"Sure. What is it?"
"Do you like anyone?"
"Pardon?"
"Do you like anyone? Like anyone in the school?"
Yunho put his pencil down. "I do..."
"Who?!"
"Kim Jaejoong!" The teacher hissed. "Students are working!"
"Yeah, okay, Mrs. Choi, I hear you." Jaejoong popped the eraser off the back of his pencil and flicked it at the teacher.
It hit her square in the forehead and Jaejoong pretended to be writing when she looked up.
"Is she looking at me?" Jaejoong whispered to Yunho while keeping his eyes on his textbook.
Yunho glanced up at Mrs. Choi. She was concentrating on marking papers. "No. Not anymore."
"Good. I hate looking at this textbook." Jaejoong leaned back in his chair and stretched.
"You should really stop throwing things in class. One day Mrs. Choi is gonna lose it and take you to the office."
"Psh. There's no rule against having a little fun. Enough about me, who do you like?"
Yunho tried not to blush. "Promise not to tell?"
"Promise."
"It's..."
Jaejoong scooted closer to his friend.
"Bae Seulgi."
"BAE SEULGI?!" Jaejoong shouted in shock and anger.
"KIM JAEJOONG!" Mrs. Choi tood up and furiously made her way in between desks to get to the teen. She grabbed Jaejoong's ear and pulled him to his feet. "You're coming with me to the office!"
"You're joking, right Yunho? Tell me you're kidding! Bae Seulgi?! Seriously? She's not even that pretty! Her face looks like it got run over by a truck or trampled by a... a..." Jaejoong thought for a moment while his teacher dragged him to the door. "A FREAKING ELEPHANT!"
"I'll be right back, class!" Mrs. Choi pushed Jaejoong out of the room and slammed the door behind her.
Yunho put his head down and thanked the heavens Bae Seulgi was not in his math class.
Junsu scratched his head. "I never knew Jaejoong hyung was like that..."
"Like what?"
"The rebellious kind. The trouble-maker."
"Why?"
"Because he's so... Girly."
Yunho was laughing so hard he almost fell off the bed. "Jaejoong was still a bit girly in high school, he was just more on the bad-ass side. Fame must have converted him to the girly side."
Junsu nodded, finally understanding. But his eyes widened when a terrifying thought crossed his mind. "Jaejoong doesn't top, right?"
Yunho immediately stopping chuckling. "What did you just say?"
"I mean, you said Jaejoong was bad-ass..."
"No way! He's totally on the bottom!"
"Just clearing things up... So what happened after?"
"He told me."
"Told you what?"
"Told me that he liked me."
"He just went up to you and said it?"
"Yup. It went exactly like this..."
Yunho was very surprised when he was pressed up against the locker beside him. "Wha---?"
"Listen to me, and listen close, because I'm not repeating any of the words that come out of my mouth." Jaejoong tightened his grip on the front of Yunho's shirt.
"Okay...? Do you have to hold me up to a locker?"
Jaejoong pulled Yunho forward so the slightly younger teen was eye-level to him.
Yunho noted their faces were awfully close.
"I like you."
"Well, uh... I like you too, Jaejoong?"
"No, no. You don't understand."
"I don't?"
"I like you. Like, like like you. Get it?"
"I'm not following..."
Yunho let out a squeak when he was pushed back into the locker again.
Jaejoong played with Yunho's tie. "You'll figure it out. I'll see you later."
"That's not very confusing, hyung. The stupidest person on earth could tell Jaejoong meant he liked you."
"I was only fourteen, Junsu. I wasn't into the whole 'gay' thing."
"Right, right. So did you figure it out?"
"I deciphered it as I watched Jaejoong walk away. An at that time, Seulgi approached me."
"Oh! What did you do?"
"I was really nervous..."
"Hi Yunho!"
Said teen gulped when he saw his crush standing right in front him, smiling.
"H-Hey Seulgi... W-What's up?"
"I just got out of science. I was wondering, did you want to have lunch with me outside?"
"You mean... Just the two of us?"
"Of course."
"And what did you say?"
"I said yes!"
"But what about Jaejoong? You can't do that to him."
Yunho gave the younger a look of 'are-you-serious'. "Come on, Junsu, if your crush asked you out to lunch and your best friend confessed to you, what would you do? Accept the lunch date or think about your best friend?"
"Best friends are forever, girlfriends may not be." The look on Yunho's face made Junsu change his answer, "I guess I'd take the lunch thing. Did Jaejoong get jealous?"
"If there was a level higher than jealousy, that would've described Jaejoong."
"So he found out about you and Seulgi going to lunch?"
"He did. One of his friends was joking around and told him 'I saw Yunho and Seulgi leave the school. I wonder what they're doing.' Jaejoong stormed out of the school and found Seulgi and I sitting under a tree by the park."
"What did he do?"
"He started cussing at Seulgi..."
"You bitch, Yunho is MINE!" Jaejoong stormed over to the frightened teenage girl and grabbed her hair.
"AHHH!" Seulgi screamed in pain.
"Jaejoong!" Yunho pried his friend's hands off his crush.
Seulgi rubbed her head where Jaejoong's fingers had previously been. Tears were at the corners of her eyes.
"Jaejoong, can I talk to you?" Yunho pulled the other male away from the tree. "What the hell are you doing?"
"What are you doing? I told you that I liked you and then you go on a date with that tramp over there?"
"Tramp?" Yunho felt his blood boil, "Seulgi is not a tramp! Besides, we're not even on a date!"
"Not on a date? You two are feeding each other and holding hands. If that's not your definition of a date, then what is?"
"Going to the movies."
"Going to the movies?"
"Yes. You know what? I'm going to ask Seulgi to the movies."
"Is this the part where Jaejoong kills you?"
"Surprisingly, no."
"Then what did he do?"
"First I asked Seulgi to the movies. She said yes..."
"So when are you two going to the movies?"
"Tonight." Yunho waved to Seulgi as she made her way to class.
"What movie are you guys gonna see?"
"Dangerous Love."
"What time?"
"Seven, since the weekend starts tomorrow."
"What theatre?"
"SM Theatre."
"Cool. Okay bye." Jaejoong left Yunho's side to go to class.
Junsu frowned. "He didn't kill you?"
"Why do you want Jaejoong to kill me so badly?"
"It could've done the world some good."
The leader of Dong Bang Shin Ki smacked Junsu.
"Ow!"
"You hurt me, Junsu."
"I hurt you? You just hit me!"
Yunho ignored the younger. "Do you want me to continue?"
"Yes, please."
"Seulgi and I went to the movies and we took our seats in the theatre and---"
"--- Jaejoong was there?"
"Yes, he was, but he arrived after we sat down."
"And he sat behind you."
"Exactly."
"Jae? What are you doing here?"
"Watching the movie," Jaejoong casually answered.
Seulgi stared at Jaejoong in disgust.
"What are you looking at?!"
"Jaejoong!" Yunho hissed.
"Movie's starting!" Jaejoong chirped happily.
Yunho and Seulgi turned around to face the screen.
Throughout the whole movie, Jaejoong pelted Seulgi with popcorn and bits of licorice.
The kernals and pieces of candy would get tangled in the girl's hair and Jaejoong couldn't help but snicker. Loudly. While the man in the movie was confessing his love.
Yunho picked the food out of Seulgi's hair and tried to fling it back at Jaejoong.
Jaejoong lazily dodged all the attacks.
"Seulgi... I think I know a way to get back at him for throwing food at you."
"How?"
Yunho placed a hand on Seulgi's cheek and leaned closer to her.
The two were confused when they felt paper on their lips instead of each other's.
They opened their eyes to find a popcorn bag in front of their faces. They both looked up.
Jaejoong was smiling innocently, "You two want popcorn?"
"Will you just leave us alone?!" Seulgi cried out.
"Leave you alone? I'm sorry, but you're tresspassing on my property." Jaejoong dumped the whole bag of popcorn on Seulgi.
"Stop that!"
"Did you say you were thirsty?" The teen then splashed the girl with his drink.
Seulgi stood up and ran out of the theatre.
"What's wrong with you, Jae?!"
"Nothing."
"You just drenched my crush in juice."
"Running eyeliner suits her."
"I don't think I can ever forgive you."
Jaejoong pouted. "You can't blame me for fighting for what I like!"
"Jaejoong, I like Seulgi."
"And I like you."
"Seriously."
"I am serious!"
"I could never like you, you're a guy!" Yunho shouted.
Jaejoong's bottom lip trembled.
Yunho regretted what he said. "Ah, Jae, I didn't mean that..."
"You're a jerk!" Jaejoong dashed out of the theatre before Yunho could say anything else.
Junsu was biting his nails in anticipation. "Man, you are an idiot. How could you say that to Jae hyung!"
"Will you let me finish?!"
Yunho chased after Jaejoong and grabbed his wrist.
"Jaejoong, I didn't mean it!"
"Didn't mean it my butt."
"Really! I didn't mean to hurt you! Please forgive me, Jaejoongie!" Yunho clasped his hands together. "I'm really really really really sorry! I feel like such a jackass..."
"Well the tables have turned. You just said you could never forgive me and here you are begging for my forgiveness?"
"Forget about Seulgi for now. She's just a girl, but you're my best friend! Even if you did insult her and soak her juice and flick popcorn at her and... Wow, you are a horrible person, Kim Jaejoong."
Jaejoong pulled Yunho into a hug, "You're forgiven! Now let the past stay behind us, hmm?"
Yunho smiled and wrapped his arms around Jaejoong's waist.
"But listen, Jae... I just need to get used to you liking me and all that stuff... You know?"
"I get it. I'll wait for you!"
"I didn't mean it like that..."
"Hey Yunho?"
"Yeah?"
"I love that you came out of the movie theatre after me and not Seulgi."
Yunho's eyes widened. "Oh my God..."
"Fail." Junsu giggled. "I bet she dumped you the second you entered school on Monday."
"She didn't, actually. She gave me choices. Either her or Jaejoong."
"And you picked...?"
"Jaejoong. If I picked her, Jaejoong would just make her life a living hell."
"Wise choice."
"And that was the end of Bae Seulgi."
Junsu grinned, "That was a pretty good story, hyung. Got anymore?"
"Oh yeah." Yunho rested his head on his pillow. "The next girl I tried to date was Tiffany Hwang..."
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Just a fun little thing that popped into my head... I'll post my other fic soon I need to write a plot bunny... Lots and lots of stuff to do x]