Those 3 Times Kim Jaejoong Ruined My Love Life
Title: Those 3 Times Kim Jaejoong Ruined My Love Life
Author: hyuukie
Pairing: Yunho/Jaejoong, Yunho/OC, Junsu/?
Part: 3/3
Summary: Junsu asks Yunho for some love advice, and it leads to story time!
Disclaimer: Don't own the pairing
Part 1 | Part 2
Note: Blue font is Yunho's flashbacks and black font is present time ^_^
"What time is it?" Junsu peered over Yunho's shoulder to look at the alarm clock on the nightstand. "It's seven forty five..."
"Really? When did you come in here? Five o'clock?"
"Six."
"Ah. You should really leave. I have stuff to do."
"Like what? Getting Jaejoong into your bed?"
"Don't tease me."
Junsu suddenly hopped off the bed, "EW! HAVE YOU DONE IT ON THIS BED?!"
Yunho rolled his eyes. "What do you think? It is my bed, after all. If you're really that scared, I'd suggest not to sit on Jaejoong's bed." The leader ignored Junsu's horrified facial expression, "Do you want to hear my very last story?"
Junsu avoided the bed and sat down on the floor. "I'm all ears. Who was your next victim, hyung?"
"Victim? Is that an insult?"
"Maybe."
"I don't know why I'm telling you my past if all you're doing is making fun of me."
"Sorry. Seriously, I'm sorry. So who was this 'third and last girl'? Another celebrity? Go Ara?! I bet it was Go Ara."
"It wasn't Go Ara. My third girl wasn't even a celebrity."
"Huh?"
"Do you remember that time when we decided to put on sunglasses and large coats and go to Starbucks?"
"Oh yeah. That was fun. Until we got caught. That was a death experience. We almost trampled by girls and guys, and Soo Man was ready to decapitate us."
Yunho put a hand to his throat, all of a sudden feeling the urge to protect it. "I would don't want to remember that part..."
"Go on... Wait, no! I know this, I know this. It was the cashier girl. You asked her out!"
"How did you know?"
"Psh. The Starbucks thing only happened three years ago."
"Well, you're right. It was the cashier girl."
"She didn't freak out when she realized you were Jung Yunho from Dong Bang Shin Ki?"
"No. She was cool about it. Her name was Park Kim."
Junsu raised an eyebrow. "Did you just say her name was Park Kim?"
"Uh, yes. Is that bad or something?"
"No... But she has a last name as her surname and a last name as her first name which means she has two last names for her whole name."
Yunho replayed Junsu's sentence in his head. Once he figured out what the younger meant, he spoke, "Does that bother you?"
Junsu shook his head. He paused for two seconds. Then he nodded, a finger on his chin as if he was thinking, "Actually, yes. It does kinda bother me."
"Have you read Harry Potter?"
Junsu shrugged, "Yeah."
"You know the character Cho Chang? Harry's love interest?"
"Harry's real love interest is Ginny Weasley. Not Cho Chang."
"Whatever. So you do know the character Cho Chang."
"Of course."
"She has two last names as her name."
"Now that's bothering me too! Thank a lot, hyung. I can't read Harry Potter anymore..."
"Right... Anyway, onto the story?"
"Go ahead. Just try not to say her name too much."
Yunho dead-panned. "Then what do you want me to call her?"
"I don't know... How about... K. Or PK for Park Kim."
"You want me to call her 'K'. The letter K."
"Yes."
"I don't understand you. I just... I don't."
"You don't need to right now. Right now, more story time, less understanding time."
"Okay... So while you, Yoochun, and Changmin were enjoying your coffee or hot chocolate or whatever you were drinking, and Jaejoong was using the bathroom to fix his hair or whatever, I went up to Park Ki--- I mean... 'K'..."
Yunho opened his wallet and walked up to the front counter. "Could I have the bill?"
"You know, sir, you can just call one of our waiters or waitresses and they'll bring you the cheque."
"I decided to pay it up front." Yunho smiled.
The cashier smiled back. Her nametag said 'Kim'.
"Cash or credit?"
"Credit." Yunho handed her his card. Their hands brushed together in the process.
Yunho blushed and Kim---
"Don't call her that!"
"What? Her first name bothers you even though I didn't say her last name?"
"Trust me, I have nothing against the name Kim, but you can't call her that with me knowing her last name is Park!"
"Fine, fine."
Yunho blushed and K giggled.
K swiped the card and was surprised at the name that popped up. "Jung Yunho? As in, Dong Bang Shin Ki's Jung Yunho?"
Yunho metally kicked himself. He should've used cash. "Please don't shout or make a fuss or anything..."
"I won't say a word. My name's Kim. Park Kim."
"As you already know, I'm Jung Yunho."
"My niece is crazy about you guys."
"Really?" Yunho couldn't help but ask, "Who's her favourite member?"
"Jaejoong. Are all of you here?"
"Yeah. We're the mysterious men in sunglasses, large coats and hats. I think we're just drawing more attention to ourselves."
K gave Yunho back his card. "So what are celebrities like you doing in a small Starbucks like this?"
"We have a week off. We wanted to get out of the house."
"I see. So what are your plans for tomorrow?"
"Maybe hit the beach? With a lovely lady by the name of K?" Yunho wrote the name of the beach, the location and the time on the back of a receipt and slid it across the counter to K.
K laughed, "You sure know how to charm the ladies."
"And what ladies are we charming?" A voice behind Yunho sounded very pissed.
SHIT. Yunho slowly turned around and came face-to-face with an extremely angry looking Jaejoong. "Jaejoongie!"
"Don't 'Jaejoongie' me. Who the hell is she?"
"Oh, um, my name is K." K played with the hem of her shirt.
The idol didn't seem too happy.
"K?" Jaejoong grabbed Yunho's collar and pulled him down so they were the same height. Yunho's sunglasses fell off in the process.
Jaejoong removed his glasses and threw them on the floor so he could stare into the leader's eyes. "Are you cheating on me?"
"Cheating on you?"
K looked confused, "Who's cheating on who?"
"Who said you could talk?!" Jaejoong snarled at the cashier.
K blinked. Were all stars really like that off the set?
"It's all coming back to me." Junsu closed his eyes, as if imagining the scene as Yunho was talking. "And then we rushed over to you guys and that's when everyone found out who we were."
"Yup."
Yoochun apologized to K when he saw 'death' in Jaejoong's eyes. "He's actually a really nice guy. A super duper awesome friend and everything. But he has a crush on our leader and when he sees girls with Yunho, he goes into crazy bitch mode."
Jaejoong's attention was now on Yoochun. "Who are you calling a crazy bitch? She's the crazy bitch, trying to get with Yunho!"
"She wasn't trying to 'get with me', Jaejoong, we were only talking." Yunho tried to pry the older's hands off his collar.
"Talking my ass! YOU!" Jaejoong pointed at the frightened cashier, "You even try to touch my Yunho and I'll cut your life short. Real short."
"Is Dong Bang Shin Ki's Kim Jaejoong threatening me?" K asked with a shaky voice.
"DONG BANG SHIN KI?! WHERE?!" All the girls in the Starbucks stood up and scanned the coffee shop. When their gazes landed on the two unmasked idols, they squealed and whipped out their phones.
"RUN!" Yoochun yelled.
"So that's why we had to bolt. I just remember Yoochun shouting 'RUN' and then Changmin and I just ran out of the Starbucks after you three." Junsu looked estatic to know what really happened that day. "So did you go to the beach with her? And why didn't you bring us?!"
"I did go to the beach with her. And you guys didn't come because Changmin was in his room doing God-knows-what, and you were watching Yoochun play Mario Kart on his DS."
"Oh. What about Jaejoong hyung?"
"Unfortunately, Jaejoong came to the beach with me."
"And you let him?"
"He promised he wouldn't do anything to Ki--- K."
"And you believed him?"
"He promised."
"And you trusted him?"
"You know what? Just listen."
"You're not going to do anything to her?"
Jaejoong grinned. "Not a thing."
"She won't go home with bruises and cuts?" Yunho laid a towel on the sand and sat down on it.
They were at a private beach, a place where no one could disturb them.
"Not even one cut?"
"Jaejoong."
"Whatever. Fine. When she comes, can we play volleyball?"
"Sure. Do you have a ball?"
"I'll go get one from the shed thing." Jaejoong hurried over to the little shack by the washrooms.
"Wow, a private beach."
Yunho jumped to his feet at the sound of K's voice. "K! You made it!"
"I wouldn't miss this opprotunity for the world. Me, PK, going to a private beach with Jung Yunho of Dong Bang Shin Ki!"
Yunho smiled. He made himself comfortable on the towel again and gestured for K to sit too.
She took the offer.
The two stared at the lake, grinning.
Yunho's view of the water was blocked with a white shirt. His eyes widened when he found out it was Jaejoong sitting in his lap.
"Hi K! When did you arrive?"
K was shocked to see Jaejoong. "J-Jaejoong!"
"That's my name."
"W-Why are you here?"
"Uh, hello? Private beach? Why wouldn't I be here. Besides, Yunho's here, so I might as well be. We can't be complete unless the two halves are together. No girls allowed."
"Haha!" Yunho faked a laugh, hoping it sounded real enough. "He's joking. He's always kidding. Hey, Jae, why don't you get K something to drink. I think she's thirsty."
"You can drink from the lake. That's where we get our water anyway."
K frowned.
"My God, Jaejoong, just go get her something from the vending machine by the washroom!" Yunho hissed, pushing the older out of his lap.
"ALRIGHT. What do you want, Princess?" The word 'princess' was dragged out of Jaejoong's mouth.
"Anything fizzy is fine."
Jaejoong stormed off, mumblind something about 'whore'.Yunho scratched the back of his head. "I'm really sorry about him... He wanted to come... He's actually a great guy, but he's liked me since ninth grade."
"Wow."
Yunho spotted the ball Jaejoong got. "Wanna play some volleyball?"
"I'd love too."
Just as Yunho was serving, Jaejoong skipped over to K.
"Here's your drink. Enjoy."
K thanked him for the Coke and opened it.
The soda burst out of the can and splashed K. Jaejoong snickered.
"Ah!"
"Sorry. On my way back, I tripped and the can rolled. Then a fly was attacking me, so I waved the can to hit it. And then, I saw your face. I got mad. I shook your drink hard and decided to give it to you so I could see you drenched in soda. From the bottom of my heart, I'm very sorry."
K wiped her eyes and raised her hand to hit Jaejoong. "I thought I could be nice, I thought I could handle it, but I can't! I just can't! You are an insane psychopath too obsessed with someone you'll never have! He doesn't like you! Leave him alone!"
Yunho caught K's wrist before she could strike his friend, "Whoa. He may be really annoying, really bothersome, really obnoxious, irritating, aggravating, pesky, a complete nuisance---"
Jaejoong crossed his arms over his chest and tapped his foot on the sand, already upset by K's words. "You better be going somewhere with this."
"--- and he did ruin every relationship with a girl I ever had, but he's a good friend to me. My best friend."
"Boyfriend." Jaejoong added.
"Uh... Sure, what he said."
"Whatever. You're both freaks. I'm out of here." K gathered her things and stomped over to the exit.
"Weren't you guys afraid she was going to tell people about Jaejoong treating her like crap and that all your YunJae fanservice was real?"
"Nah. Nobody would believe her anyway. And come on, everyone loves YunJae. Who would protest?"
"Good point. So you said that she was the last girl. You agreed to go out with Jaejoong finally?"
"We're official now?"
Yunho cocked his head to the side to look at Jaejoong, "What?"
"I said boyfriend and you said 'Sure, what he said'."
"Did I really say that?"
"You also said that I was annoying. And obnoxious."
"Heh, you know I didn't mean any of that."
"I guess it's true. I did ruin every relationship you ever had with a girl. Do you know what this means?"
Yunho felt like someone was pulling his stomach. Whatever Jaejoong was about to say or do couldn't be good.
"It means you haven't had your first kiss yet!"
Yunho felt his cheeks heat up, "W-What?! I totally had my first kiss!"
"Do you know what I'm going to do?"
That tugging feeling came back. "What are you going to do...?"
Jaejoong put a hand on the back of Yunho's neck and pressed their lips together.
Yunho went rigid, but then relaxed and wrapped his arms around the older's waist.
"That." Jaejoong smiled softly. "I told you, 'Just not into men yet'. Getting rid of all those girls was a very good idea."
Yunho sighed, "Kim Jaejoong, you are one crazy guy."
"Nope, only crazy for you."
Yunho rested his forehead against Jaejoong's, "I like you, but I'm not exactly crazy for you."
"Don't worry. I'll teach you how to be."
"And those were the three times Kim Jaejoong ruined my love life. Except the one I have with him."
"Aw, that's so cute."
"If you really think it is."
"But hyung..."
"Hmm?"
"I came in here two hours ago asking for love advice. All you did was tell me stories of Jaejoong being a maniac."
"My advice to you?" Yunho straightened his posture, going into serious mode. "Don't make friends with lunatics. My love advice to you; don't fall in love with men."
"That's not very good advice..."
"So who's this lucky girl, Junsu?"
"Hyung, I never said it was a girl." Junsu scurried out of the room.
On his way out, he passed Jaejoong. "Oh hey hyung! Good job! I loved the way you insulted PK."
"Who's PK?" Jaejoong didn't get an answer; Junsu dashed down the stairs.
"Jaejoongie!" Yunho embraced his boyfriend.
"Hi, Yun. Who's PK?"
The leader hugged Jaejoong tighter. "No one. It's none of your concern, baby."
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I had fun writing this, lmao.
You can picture Junsu with anyone, Yoochun.
Thanks for reading <3
Author: hyuukie
Pairing: Yunho/Jaejoong, Yunho/OC, Junsu/?
Part: 3/3
Summary: Junsu asks Yunho for some love advice, and it leads to story time!
Disclaimer: Don't own the pairing
Part 1 | Part 2
Note: Blue font is Yunho's flashbacks and black font is present time ^_^
"What time is it?" Junsu peered over Yunho's shoulder to look at the alarm clock on the nightstand. "It's seven forty five..."
"Really? When did you come in here? Five o'clock?"
"Six."
"Ah. You should really leave. I have stuff to do."
"Like what? Getting Jaejoong into your bed?"
"Don't tease me."
Junsu suddenly hopped off the bed, "EW! HAVE YOU DONE IT ON THIS BED?!"
Yunho rolled his eyes. "What do you think? It is my bed, after all. If you're really that scared, I'd suggest not to sit on Jaejoong's bed." The leader ignored Junsu's horrified facial expression, "Do you want to hear my very last story?"
Junsu avoided the bed and sat down on the floor. "I'm all ears. Who was your next victim, hyung?"
"Victim? Is that an insult?"
"Maybe."
"I don't know why I'm telling you my past if all you're doing is making fun of me."
"Sorry. Seriously, I'm sorry. So who was this 'third and last girl'? Another celebrity? Go Ara?! I bet it was Go Ara."
"It wasn't Go Ara. My third girl wasn't even a celebrity."
"Huh?"
"Do you remember that time when we decided to put on sunglasses and large coats and go to Starbucks?"
"Oh yeah. That was fun. Until we got caught. That was a death experience. We almost trampled by girls and guys, and Soo Man was ready to decapitate us."
Yunho put a hand to his throat, all of a sudden feeling the urge to protect it. "I would don't want to remember that part..."
"Go on... Wait, no! I know this, I know this. It was the cashier girl. You asked her out!"
"How did you know?"
"Psh. The Starbucks thing only happened three years ago."
"Well, you're right. It was the cashier girl."
"She didn't freak out when she realized you were Jung Yunho from Dong Bang Shin Ki?"
"No. She was cool about it. Her name was Park Kim."
Junsu raised an eyebrow. "Did you just say her name was Park Kim?"
"Uh, yes. Is that bad or something?"
"No... But she has a last name as her surname and a last name as her first name which means she has two last names for her whole name."
Yunho replayed Junsu's sentence in his head. Once he figured out what the younger meant, he spoke, "Does that bother you?"
Junsu shook his head. He paused for two seconds. Then he nodded, a finger on his chin as if he was thinking, "Actually, yes. It does kinda bother me."
"Have you read Harry Potter?"
Junsu shrugged, "Yeah."
"You know the character Cho Chang? Harry's love interest?"
"Harry's real love interest is Ginny Weasley. Not Cho Chang."
"Whatever. So you do know the character Cho Chang."
"Of course."
"She has two last names as her name."
"Now that's bothering me too! Thank a lot, hyung. I can't read Harry Potter anymore..."
"Right... Anyway, onto the story?"
"Go ahead. Just try not to say her name too much."
Yunho dead-panned. "Then what do you want me to call her?"
"I don't know... How about... K. Or PK for Park Kim."
"You want me to call her 'K'. The letter K."
"Yes."
"I don't understand you. I just... I don't."
"You don't need to right now. Right now, more story time, less understanding time."
"Okay... So while you, Yoochun, and Changmin were enjoying your coffee or hot chocolate or whatever you were drinking, and Jaejoong was using the bathroom to fix his hair or whatever, I went up to Park Ki--- I mean... 'K'..."
Yunho opened his wallet and walked up to the front counter. "Could I have the bill?"
"You know, sir, you can just call one of our waiters or waitresses and they'll bring you the cheque."
"I decided to pay it up front." Yunho smiled.
The cashier smiled back. Her nametag said 'Kim'.
"Cash or credit?"
"Credit." Yunho handed her his card. Their hands brushed together in the process.
Yunho blushed and Kim---
"Don't call her that!"
"What? Her first name bothers you even though I didn't say her last name?"
"Trust me, I have nothing against the name Kim, but you can't call her that with me knowing her last name is Park!"
"Fine, fine."
Yunho blushed and K giggled.
K swiped the card and was surprised at the name that popped up. "Jung Yunho? As in, Dong Bang Shin Ki's Jung Yunho?"
Yunho metally kicked himself. He should've used cash. "Please don't shout or make a fuss or anything..."
"I won't say a word. My name's Kim. Park Kim."
"As you already know, I'm Jung Yunho."
"My niece is crazy about you guys."
"Really?" Yunho couldn't help but ask, "Who's her favourite member?"
"Jaejoong. Are all of you here?"
"Yeah. We're the mysterious men in sunglasses, large coats and hats. I think we're just drawing more attention to ourselves."
K gave Yunho back his card. "So what are celebrities like you doing in a small Starbucks like this?"
"We have a week off. We wanted to get out of the house."
"I see. So what are your plans for tomorrow?"
"Maybe hit the beach? With a lovely lady by the name of K?" Yunho wrote the name of the beach, the location and the time on the back of a receipt and slid it across the counter to K.
K laughed, "You sure know how to charm the ladies."
"And what ladies are we charming?" A voice behind Yunho sounded very pissed.
SHIT. Yunho slowly turned around and came face-to-face with an extremely angry looking Jaejoong. "Jaejoongie!"
"Don't 'Jaejoongie' me. Who the hell is she?"
"Oh, um, my name is K." K played with the hem of her shirt.
The idol didn't seem too happy.
"K?" Jaejoong grabbed Yunho's collar and pulled him down so they were the same height. Yunho's sunglasses fell off in the process.
Jaejoong removed his glasses and threw them on the floor so he could stare into the leader's eyes. "Are you cheating on me?"
"Cheating on you?"
K looked confused, "Who's cheating on who?"
"Who said you could talk?!" Jaejoong snarled at the cashier.
K blinked. Were all stars really like that off the set?
"It's all coming back to me." Junsu closed his eyes, as if imagining the scene as Yunho was talking. "And then we rushed over to you guys and that's when everyone found out who we were."
"Yup."
Yoochun apologized to K when he saw 'death' in Jaejoong's eyes. "He's actually a really nice guy. A super duper awesome friend and everything. But he has a crush on our leader and when he sees girls with Yunho, he goes into crazy bitch mode."
Jaejoong's attention was now on Yoochun. "Who are you calling a crazy bitch? She's the crazy bitch, trying to get with Yunho!"
"She wasn't trying to 'get with me', Jaejoong, we were only talking." Yunho tried to pry the older's hands off his collar.
"Talking my ass! YOU!" Jaejoong pointed at the frightened cashier, "You even try to touch my Yunho and I'll cut your life short. Real short."
"Is Dong Bang Shin Ki's Kim Jaejoong threatening me?" K asked with a shaky voice.
"DONG BANG SHIN KI?! WHERE?!" All the girls in the Starbucks stood up and scanned the coffee shop. When their gazes landed on the two unmasked idols, they squealed and whipped out their phones.
"RUN!" Yoochun yelled.
"So that's why we had to bolt. I just remember Yoochun shouting 'RUN' and then Changmin and I just ran out of the Starbucks after you three." Junsu looked estatic to know what really happened that day. "So did you go to the beach with her? And why didn't you bring us?!"
"I did go to the beach with her. And you guys didn't come because Changmin was in his room doing God-knows-what, and you were watching Yoochun play Mario Kart on his DS."
"Oh. What about Jaejoong hyung?"
"Unfortunately, Jaejoong came to the beach with me."
"And you let him?"
"He promised he wouldn't do anything to Ki--- K."
"And you believed him?"
"He promised."
"And you trusted him?"
"You know what? Just listen."
"You're not going to do anything to her?"
Jaejoong grinned. "Not a thing."
"She won't go home with bruises and cuts?" Yunho laid a towel on the sand and sat down on it.
They were at a private beach, a place where no one could disturb them.
"Not even one cut?"
"Jaejoong."
"Whatever. Fine. When she comes, can we play volleyball?"
"Sure. Do you have a ball?"
"I'll go get one from the shed thing." Jaejoong hurried over to the little shack by the washrooms.
"Wow, a private beach."
Yunho jumped to his feet at the sound of K's voice. "K! You made it!"
"I wouldn't miss this opprotunity for the world. Me, PK, going to a private beach with Jung Yunho of Dong Bang Shin Ki!"
Yunho smiled. He made himself comfortable on the towel again and gestured for K to sit too.
She took the offer.
The two stared at the lake, grinning.
Yunho's view of the water was blocked with a white shirt. His eyes widened when he found out it was Jaejoong sitting in his lap.
"Hi K! When did you arrive?"
K was shocked to see Jaejoong. "J-Jaejoong!"
"That's my name."
"W-Why are you here?"
"Uh, hello? Private beach? Why wouldn't I be here. Besides, Yunho's here, so I might as well be. We can't be complete unless the two halves are together. No girls allowed."
"Haha!" Yunho faked a laugh, hoping it sounded real enough. "He's joking. He's always kidding. Hey, Jae, why don't you get K something to drink. I think she's thirsty."
"You can drink from the lake. That's where we get our water anyway."
K frowned.
"My God, Jaejoong, just go get her something from the vending machine by the washroom!" Yunho hissed, pushing the older out of his lap.
"ALRIGHT. What do you want, Princess?" The word 'princess' was dragged out of Jaejoong's mouth.
"Anything fizzy is fine."
Jaejoong stormed off, mumblind something about 'whore'.Yunho scratched the back of his head. "I'm really sorry about him... He wanted to come... He's actually a great guy, but he's liked me since ninth grade."
"Wow."
Yunho spotted the ball Jaejoong got. "Wanna play some volleyball?"
"I'd love too."
Just as Yunho was serving, Jaejoong skipped over to K.
"Here's your drink. Enjoy."
K thanked him for the Coke and opened it.
The soda burst out of the can and splashed K. Jaejoong snickered.
"Ah!"
"Sorry. On my way back, I tripped and the can rolled. Then a fly was attacking me, so I waved the can to hit it. And then, I saw your face. I got mad. I shook your drink hard and decided to give it to you so I could see you drenched in soda. From the bottom of my heart, I'm very sorry."
K wiped her eyes and raised her hand to hit Jaejoong. "I thought I could be nice, I thought I could handle it, but I can't! I just can't! You are an insane psychopath too obsessed with someone you'll never have! He doesn't like you! Leave him alone!"
Yunho caught K's wrist before she could strike his friend, "Whoa. He may be really annoying, really bothersome, really obnoxious, irritating, aggravating, pesky, a complete nuisance---"
Jaejoong crossed his arms over his chest and tapped his foot on the sand, already upset by K's words. "You better be going somewhere with this."
"--- and he did ruin every relationship with a girl I ever had, but he's a good friend to me. My best friend."
"Boyfriend." Jaejoong added.
"Uh... Sure, what he said."
"Whatever. You're both freaks. I'm out of here." K gathered her things and stomped over to the exit.
"Weren't you guys afraid she was going to tell people about Jaejoong treating her like crap and that all your YunJae fanservice was real?"
"Nah. Nobody would believe her anyway. And come on, everyone loves YunJae. Who would protest?"
"Good point. So you said that she was the last girl. You agreed to go out with Jaejoong finally?"
"We're official now?"
Yunho cocked his head to the side to look at Jaejoong, "What?"
"I said boyfriend and you said 'Sure, what he said'."
"Did I really say that?"
"You also said that I was annoying. And obnoxious."
"Heh, you know I didn't mean any of that."
"I guess it's true. I did ruin every relationship you ever had with a girl. Do you know what this means?"
Yunho felt like someone was pulling his stomach. Whatever Jaejoong was about to say or do couldn't be good.
"It means you haven't had your first kiss yet!"
Yunho felt his cheeks heat up, "W-What?! I totally had my first kiss!"
"Do you know what I'm going to do?"
That tugging feeling came back. "What are you going to do...?"
Jaejoong put a hand on the back of Yunho's neck and pressed their lips together.
Yunho went rigid, but then relaxed and wrapped his arms around the older's waist.
"That." Jaejoong smiled softly. "I told you, 'Just not into men yet'. Getting rid of all those girls was a very good idea."
Yunho sighed, "Kim Jaejoong, you are one crazy guy."
"Nope, only crazy for you."
Yunho rested his forehead against Jaejoong's, "I like you, but I'm not exactly crazy for you."
"Don't worry. I'll teach you how to be."
"And those were the three times Kim Jaejoong ruined my love life. Except the one I have with him."
"Aw, that's so cute."
"If you really think it is."
"But hyung..."
"Hmm?"
"I came in here two hours ago asking for love advice. All you did was tell me stories of Jaejoong being a maniac."
"My advice to you?" Yunho straightened his posture, going into serious mode. "Don't make friends with lunatics. My love advice to you; don't fall in love with men."
"That's not very good advice..."
"So who's this lucky girl, Junsu?"
"Hyung, I never said it was a girl." Junsu scurried out of the room.
On his way out, he passed Jaejoong. "Oh hey hyung! Good job! I loved the way you insulted PK."
"Who's PK?" Jaejoong didn't get an answer; Junsu dashed down the stairs.
"Jaejoongie!" Yunho embraced his boyfriend.
"Hi, Yun. Who's PK?"
The leader hugged Jaejoong tighter. "No one. It's none of your concern, baby."
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I had fun writing this, lmao.
You can picture Junsu with anyone, Yoochun.
Thanks for reading <3