That Awkward Situation (Part 1)
Title: That Awkward Situation
Author: hyuukie
Rating: PG-13-NC-17
Pairing: Jaejoong/Yunho
Part: 1
Summary: After finding out that they had drunken intercourse, Jaejoong and Yunho justify that the most responsible thing to do is start a relationship.
Disclaimer: Don't own the pairing
"Hey, look at this! Yunho is totally wasted!"
"Who's wasted?" Yunho slurred, turning around, trying to follow Yoochun's finger.
Jaejoong counted the bottles on the table in front of Yunho, letting out a laugh when he finished. "He's only had three beers!"
"Talk about low tolerance." Changmin patted the older male's back as he swayed from side to side in his seat. "He did drain the bottles pretty fast. Plus he had all those drinks some lady kept sending over."
"True, true. You know, I've never seen Yunho drunk." Jaejoong watched as Yunho stared intently at a shot glass. "It's funny."
"People are always funny when they're drunk." Yoochun said plainly, downing another shot. "And we're not drunk yet. So let's get a move on boys."
"Fine, but to make it more interesting, let's play a game too."
"I'm listening, Kim." Yoochun leaned forward in his seat to hear Jaejoong clearer over the club's music.
"We can't play strip poker in public." Changmin fiddled with the bottle in his hand. "We could get arrested for public nudity."
"Relax, Mr. Lawyer, we're not going to play strip poker. Once Junsu gets out of the bathroom, we'll play 'I Never' or something." Jaejoong grinned and flinched when Yunho poked his cheek.
"Your skin is so soft!" Yunho marvelled, running his index finger down Jaejoong's jaw to his collarbone.
Changmin and Yoochun snickered, amused by Yunho's behaviour.
"Okay, Yunho." Jaejoong caught Yunho's hand, which was trying to shove itself down his shirt, and put it in the slightly younger male's lap. "You keep your hands to yourself for a second, alright, buddy?"
"Look at your hair!" Yunho exclaimed, taking the hand that Jaejoong had just put in his lap to run his fingers through his friend's raven locks. "It's also soft! You're so soft!"
"Did I miss anything?" Junsu had appeared, sliding into the booth beside Yoochun. "Whoa. What's up with Yunho?"
"He's a goner." Changmin chuckled, filling everyone's shot glasses, even Yunho's.
"So we've moved on from beer?" Junsu asked, noticing all the beer bottles on the table were empty and forgotten.
"We're going to play 'I Never' with shots." Jaejoong replied, swatting Yunho's hand away from his hair.
"I'm going first!" Yoochun shouted, moving his shot glass from side to side, the contents sloshing around and threatening to spill over the sides. "I've never kissed a boy."
Jaejoong and Changmin drank without hesitating.
"Ugh, gross, really? Jaejoong maybe, but Changmin? Really?"
Changmin shrugged, "I was young. It was for school anyway."
"Smartass," Jaejoong grumbled. Everyone knew Changmin excelled in his academics during his high school years and did anything for that A.
"Junsu next!" Yoochun whooped, refilling Jaejoong and Changmin's shot glasses.
Junsu pursed his lips in thought. He caught sight of Yunho tapping the table with his knuckles. "Hold on a sec, is Yunho playing or what?"
"He's already wasted, but if he can hear what we're saying, he can drink if he wants. Now say something!" Jaejoong urged, raising his eyebrows when the male beside him sloppily attempted to drink the shot in front of him.
"I've never had my first kiss."
"Dude!" Changmin howled with laughter as he, Jaejoong and Yoochun drank. "You've never had your first kiss?"
"I'm waiting for the right person. Is that so bad?" Junsu felt his ears heat up as he played around with his shot glass.
Jaejoong poured more alcohol into the empty glasses. "Changmin, go."
"I've never shoplifted."
Jaejoong and Yoochun downed their glasses, much to Junsu and Changmin's dismay.
"Guys! That's illegal! I was hoping none of you would drink!" Changmin scolded, giving Junsu a high five for not breaking the law.
"What are you gonna do about it, Sir Lawyer?" Jaejoong chuckled, unsteadily pouring more alcohol. "If you got us arrested, who would you be out drinking with?"
Changmin clenched his teeth. These were the times he wished he had not gotten into law.
"Moving on. I've never dated someone younger than me." Jaejoong examined his friends, and was not surprised to see Changmin and Yoochun drink, Junsu not even touch his glass, and Yunho trying to finish up what was left in his glass.
"Damn, Junsu's going home completely sober!" Yoochun sniggered, clumsily punching the younger male in the ribs.
"I guess I'm the driver tonight," Junsu whined, gazing longingly at his shot glass.
"Chun, go!" Jaejoong smirked, refilling the glasses.
"I've never kissed Yunho." Yoochun giggled at his own statement, knowing it was ridiculous and no one would drink.
As expected, nobody reached for their glasses.
"Wuh?" Yunho looked up from the table and at his friends.
Jaejoong gripped Yunho's chin and jerked him forward, their lips meeting in a rough kiss. After three seconds, Jaejoong pushed Yunho away and drained his glass, grinning. "It's boring if no one drinks."
Yunho may have been drunk, but he knew what a kiss was, and even though Jaejoong tasted of alcohol, he still wanted to get some.
The brunette snaked a hand under Jaejoong's shirt, and the other didn't seem to mind, as he was too engrossed in the game.
The game went on for an hour; Jaejoong had taken in the most liquor and was drunk out of his mind. Yoochun couldn't walk straight and was blabbing non-existant words. Changmin's shoulders sagged and he kept muttering legal terms and randomly shouting 'OBJECTION!'. Yunho barely made it to Junsu's car.
Junsu wasn't intoxicated at all. Sure, he had a beer or two, but he never touched a single shot during the 'I Never' game. He sighed as he started the car, Yoochun already passed out in the passenger seat, and Changmin was resting his head against the window with his eyes closed.
Jaejoong and Yunho were practically on top of each other, lips connected, hands roaming.
Junsu paid no mind to it. Jaejoong had already kissed a few boys, even Yunho, and they were both drunk. As long as they didn't go father than making out.
"Oh." Jaejoong let out a moan, as Yunho had started to suck on his neck and nibble on his ear. "Oh. Oh."
Junsu rolled his eyes and decided to drop Yunho at Jaejoong's house since it was the closest and so he wouldn't have to endure sexual noises while driving.
Halfway to Jaejoong's house, the smacking and kissing noises had stopped, and now giggling filled the car.
Both Yunho and Jaejoong were giggling, and Junsu didn't want to know why.
But then panting had replaced giggling, and Junsu turned on the radio to drown out the sounds.
Yoochun cracked an eye open and lifted a hand. With one swift movement, he shut off the radio, mumbling something along the lines of 'too loud'.
Junsu clutched the steering wheel harder as he pulled into Jaejoong's driveway, letting out a breath of relief.
"Okay, you two, get out of my car and go have sex somewhere else."
The two men seemed to not have heard Junsu, and when he turned around he found Jaejoong sitting in Yunho's lap, dry humping him.
"Come on, seriously?! It's time to get out." Junsu turned off the engine and got out of his car, jogging over to the other side and opening the door where Jaejoong and Yunho were. He hit Jaejoong, who wobbled for a second before stepping out of the car, followed by Yunho.
"Junsu, you are, like, the greatest fred evar! I lob you so so so so much." Jaejoong slurred, wrapping his arms around Junsu's neck and planting a wet kiss on his cheek. Junsu shuddered, telling himself that Jaejoong did not just stick out his tongue. "We should, like, totally go out together and do something."
"Maybe when you're not drunk and horny." Junsu shoved his hand into Jaejoong's pant pocket and pulled out his house keys. He let his friend drape over him as he climbed up the steps and to the front door. He checked behind him to make sure Yunho was behind, and sure enough, the older male was staring at his back as he stumbling after.
"You've got... a really, really nice ass." Yunho complimented, stretching out a hand and cupping his friend's bottom.
Junsu yelped as he inserted the key into Jaejoong's lock, successfully opening the door. "Do you guys just think about sex when you're drunk?"
Jaejoong and Yunho collapsed onto the floor once Junsu let them in.
Jaejoong rolled over and on top of Yunho, shifting his position so he was straddling the slightly younger male. "I'm going to make you feel, like, so so so so good."
Jaejoong licked the side of Yunho's face, and the male on the bottom responded with a drunk titter.
Realizing he was forgotten, Junsu closed the door on the two and locked Jaejoong's door, making a note to himself to make sure he gave his friend back his keys some other day.
He returned to his car where Changmin was upright and unbuckled, stroking Yoochun's sleeping cheek.
"Junsu! You're back!" He yelled happily, his breath drenched in alcohol.
Once Junsu sat down, Changmin moved to stroke his face instead. While he drived.
Boy, did Junsu hate being the driver.
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Hello! -waves-
So here's a new little thing :)
Thoughts? Comments? Critism?
Feel free to point out any grammar/spelling mistakes. :)
Author: hyuukie
Rating: PG-13-NC-17
Pairing: Jaejoong/Yunho
Part: 1
Summary: After finding out that they had drunken intercourse, Jaejoong and Yunho justify that the most responsible thing to do is start a relationship.
Disclaimer: Don't own the pairing
"Hey, look at this! Yunho is totally wasted!"
"Who's wasted?" Yunho slurred, turning around, trying to follow Yoochun's finger.
Jaejoong counted the bottles on the table in front of Yunho, letting out a laugh when he finished. "He's only had three beers!"
"Talk about low tolerance." Changmin patted the older male's back as he swayed from side to side in his seat. "He did drain the bottles pretty fast. Plus he had all those drinks some lady kept sending over."
"True, true. You know, I've never seen Yunho drunk." Jaejoong watched as Yunho stared intently at a shot glass. "It's funny."
"People are always funny when they're drunk." Yoochun said plainly, downing another shot. "And we're not drunk yet. So let's get a move on boys."
"Fine, but to make it more interesting, let's play a game too."
"I'm listening, Kim." Yoochun leaned forward in his seat to hear Jaejoong clearer over the club's music.
"We can't play strip poker in public." Changmin fiddled with the bottle in his hand. "We could get arrested for public nudity."
"Relax, Mr. Lawyer, we're not going to play strip poker. Once Junsu gets out of the bathroom, we'll play 'I Never' or something." Jaejoong grinned and flinched when Yunho poked his cheek.
"Your skin is so soft!" Yunho marvelled, running his index finger down Jaejoong's jaw to his collarbone.
Changmin and Yoochun snickered, amused by Yunho's behaviour.
"Okay, Yunho." Jaejoong caught Yunho's hand, which was trying to shove itself down his shirt, and put it in the slightly younger male's lap. "You keep your hands to yourself for a second, alright, buddy?"
"Look at your hair!" Yunho exclaimed, taking the hand that Jaejoong had just put in his lap to run his fingers through his friend's raven locks. "It's also soft! You're so soft!"
"Did I miss anything?" Junsu had appeared, sliding into the booth beside Yoochun. "Whoa. What's up with Yunho?"
"He's a goner." Changmin chuckled, filling everyone's shot glasses, even Yunho's.
"So we've moved on from beer?" Junsu asked, noticing all the beer bottles on the table were empty and forgotten.
"We're going to play 'I Never' with shots." Jaejoong replied, swatting Yunho's hand away from his hair.
"I'm going first!" Yoochun shouted, moving his shot glass from side to side, the contents sloshing around and threatening to spill over the sides. "I've never kissed a boy."
Jaejoong and Changmin drank without hesitating.
"Ugh, gross, really? Jaejoong maybe, but Changmin? Really?"
Changmin shrugged, "I was young. It was for school anyway."
"Smartass," Jaejoong grumbled. Everyone knew Changmin excelled in his academics during his high school years and did anything for that A.
"Junsu next!" Yoochun whooped, refilling Jaejoong and Changmin's shot glasses.
Junsu pursed his lips in thought. He caught sight of Yunho tapping the table with his knuckles. "Hold on a sec, is Yunho playing or what?"
"He's already wasted, but if he can hear what we're saying, he can drink if he wants. Now say something!" Jaejoong urged, raising his eyebrows when the male beside him sloppily attempted to drink the shot in front of him.
"I've never had my first kiss."
"Dude!" Changmin howled with laughter as he, Jaejoong and Yoochun drank. "You've never had your first kiss?"
"I'm waiting for the right person. Is that so bad?" Junsu felt his ears heat up as he played around with his shot glass.
Jaejoong poured more alcohol into the empty glasses. "Changmin, go."
"I've never shoplifted."
Jaejoong and Yoochun downed their glasses, much to Junsu and Changmin's dismay.
"Guys! That's illegal! I was hoping none of you would drink!" Changmin scolded, giving Junsu a high five for not breaking the law.
"What are you gonna do about it, Sir Lawyer?" Jaejoong chuckled, unsteadily pouring more alcohol. "If you got us arrested, who would you be out drinking with?"
Changmin clenched his teeth. These were the times he wished he had not gotten into law.
"Moving on. I've never dated someone younger than me." Jaejoong examined his friends, and was not surprised to see Changmin and Yoochun drink, Junsu not even touch his glass, and Yunho trying to finish up what was left in his glass.
"Damn, Junsu's going home completely sober!" Yoochun sniggered, clumsily punching the younger male in the ribs.
"I guess I'm the driver tonight," Junsu whined, gazing longingly at his shot glass.
"Chun, go!" Jaejoong smirked, refilling the glasses.
"I've never kissed Yunho." Yoochun giggled at his own statement, knowing it was ridiculous and no one would drink.
As expected, nobody reached for their glasses.
"Wuh?" Yunho looked up from the table and at his friends.
Jaejoong gripped Yunho's chin and jerked him forward, their lips meeting in a rough kiss. After three seconds, Jaejoong pushed Yunho away and drained his glass, grinning. "It's boring if no one drinks."
Yunho may have been drunk, but he knew what a kiss was, and even though Jaejoong tasted of alcohol, he still wanted to get some.
The brunette snaked a hand under Jaejoong's shirt, and the other didn't seem to mind, as he was too engrossed in the game.
The game went on for an hour; Jaejoong had taken in the most liquor and was drunk out of his mind. Yoochun couldn't walk straight and was blabbing non-existant words. Changmin's shoulders sagged and he kept muttering legal terms and randomly shouting 'OBJECTION!'. Yunho barely made it to Junsu's car.
Junsu wasn't intoxicated at all. Sure, he had a beer or two, but he never touched a single shot during the 'I Never' game. He sighed as he started the car, Yoochun already passed out in the passenger seat, and Changmin was resting his head against the window with his eyes closed.
Jaejoong and Yunho were practically on top of each other, lips connected, hands roaming.
Junsu paid no mind to it. Jaejoong had already kissed a few boys, even Yunho, and they were both drunk. As long as they didn't go father than making out.
"Oh." Jaejoong let out a moan, as Yunho had started to suck on his neck and nibble on his ear. "Oh. Oh."
Junsu rolled his eyes and decided to drop Yunho at Jaejoong's house since it was the closest and so he wouldn't have to endure sexual noises while driving.
Halfway to Jaejoong's house, the smacking and kissing noises had stopped, and now giggling filled the car.
Both Yunho and Jaejoong were giggling, and Junsu didn't want to know why.
But then panting had replaced giggling, and Junsu turned on the radio to drown out the sounds.
Yoochun cracked an eye open and lifted a hand. With one swift movement, he shut off the radio, mumbling something along the lines of 'too loud'.
Junsu clutched the steering wheel harder as he pulled into Jaejoong's driveway, letting out a breath of relief.
"Okay, you two, get out of my car and go have sex somewhere else."
The two men seemed to not have heard Junsu, and when he turned around he found Jaejoong sitting in Yunho's lap, dry humping him.
"Come on, seriously?! It's time to get out." Junsu turned off the engine and got out of his car, jogging over to the other side and opening the door where Jaejoong and Yunho were. He hit Jaejoong, who wobbled for a second before stepping out of the car, followed by Yunho.
"Junsu, you are, like, the greatest fred evar! I lob you so so so so much." Jaejoong slurred, wrapping his arms around Junsu's neck and planting a wet kiss on his cheek. Junsu shuddered, telling himself that Jaejoong did not just stick out his tongue. "We should, like, totally go out together and do something."
"Maybe when you're not drunk and horny." Junsu shoved his hand into Jaejoong's pant pocket and pulled out his house keys. He let his friend drape over him as he climbed up the steps and to the front door. He checked behind him to make sure Yunho was behind, and sure enough, the older male was staring at his back as he stumbling after.
"You've got... a really, really nice ass." Yunho complimented, stretching out a hand and cupping his friend's bottom.
Junsu yelped as he inserted the key into Jaejoong's lock, successfully opening the door. "Do you guys just think about sex when you're drunk?"
Jaejoong and Yunho collapsed onto the floor once Junsu let them in.
Jaejoong rolled over and on top of Yunho, shifting his position so he was straddling the slightly younger male. "I'm going to make you feel, like, so so so so good."
Jaejoong licked the side of Yunho's face, and the male on the bottom responded with a drunk titter.
Realizing he was forgotten, Junsu closed the door on the two and locked Jaejoong's door, making a note to himself to make sure he gave his friend back his keys some other day.
He returned to his car where Changmin was upright and unbuckled, stroking Yoochun's sleeping cheek.
"Junsu! You're back!" He yelled happily, his breath drenched in alcohol.
Once Junsu sat down, Changmin moved to stroke his face instead. While he drived.
Boy, did Junsu hate being the driver.
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Hello! -waves-
So here's a new little thing :)
Thoughts? Comments? Critism?
Feel free to point out any grammar/spelling mistakes. :)