Comments | ltkyle: Public Log 01

ltkyle

Public Log 01

Feb 27, 2010 12:22

Oi! I'm not sure what it is about the transporter console that makes ensigns want to touch it. She's not a bloody siren, she's just a damned console. I'll figure somethin' out.

And if anyone heard about that little watermelon fiasco, don't worry. I cleaned her up. Though I was actually lookin' forward to eating that.

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master_charm February 27 2010, 21:02:52 UTC

I'm pretty sure all those ensigns are just attracted to shiny buttons and lights of the console.

Have you tried putting up "Don't Touch" sign on it?

ltkyle February 27 2010, 21:49:52 UTC

Eh, that might be true. I can't remember being attracted to shiny buttons, myself, but sounds plausible.

As for any signs, if I put one up, it ain't going to be as nice as 'Don't Touch.'

master_charm February 27 2010, 21:54:14 UTC

You're lucky then. The allure of shiny buttons often gets people in trouble...just like those ensigns.

Just out of curiosity, what exactly would those signs say?

ltkyle February 27 2010, 21:59:11 UTC

Wouldn't be proper to repeat 'em to a lady.

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ltkyle February 27 2010, 21:59:43 UTC

Ah, yes. Did I frighten him? I can't imagine why.

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ltkyle February 27 2010, 22:16:19 UTC

I'd hate to have scared him. I was rather impressed. He managed to get three targets into one sort of mass of watermelon pulp. It wasn't pretty. I'm still not sure how he did it.

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helmsman_hikaru February 27 2010, 22:43:28 UTC

If there's a fruit shortage on the ship, now I know who to hold responsible.

ltkyle February 27 2010, 23:25:24 UTC

Well, at least it was a learning experience.

lt_cmmdr_scott February 27 2010, 22:56:35 UTC

They'll learn, lad, they'll learn.

At least it wasn't a beagle...

ltkyle February 27 2010, 23:27:10 UTC

The sooner the better.

It was for science, sir. No one can fault ya on that.

lt_cmmdr_scott February 27 2010, 23:30:53 UTC

You can't fault them wanting to get a bit hands-on, really. She's a beautiful ship.

Tell that to Admiral Archer and the six months I spent on that frostbitten wasteland.

ltkyle February 27 2010, 23:37:37 UTC

That she is. Then again, I'm not sure the queen - long may she live - wants her subjects touchin' her crown.

Well, perhaps next time we find a less desire beagle when we try transporting them across light years of space.

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ensign_singh February 27 2010, 23:50:08 UTC

Not all ensigns are bad... besides the fact I work in the transport room occasionally

ltkyle February 27 2010, 23:51:39 UTC

Not all, but most.

You at least know when not to mess with the parameters.