A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
The hundred billionth crayon made by Crayola was Periwinkle Blue.
Montana mountain goats will butt heads so hard their hooves fall off.
Spider Monkeys like banana daiquiris. *Who researches these things?! LOL
Rabbits love licorice.
Most armadillos seen dead on the road did not get hit by the wheels. When an armadillo is frightened it jumps straight into the air.
Reindeer like to eat bananas. *Ditto
Starfish don't have brains.
Shrimps' hearts are in their heads.
If you are locked in a completely sealed room, you will die of carbon dioxide poisoning first before you will die of oxygen deprivation. So Schroedinger's cat *is* dead! lol