I thought about playing a trick but since i) I'm not very inventive at such things, and ii) no one reads my posts before mid-day, I decided there was no point.
Assa, un mio dé la poésie pouor lé preunmyi d'avri; lé Jour des Coues.
Money
Richard Armour.
That money talks
I won't deny.
I heard it once.
It said, 'Goodbye.'
À matîn, j'vais aller seiz-l'dentiste pouor m'n examen euni et pis aller à l'êcole. À bi.