next week is my birthday... and at first, i was excited to be turning twenty-one. but now...im slowly realizing, nothing will be different and it wont change a thing.
21 is the last birthday that means anything. All your future birthdays will be abstract and symbolic. After this one, if you get like totally hammered and urinate on your neighbors car... it's only 2 crimes instead of 3. You'll never have to fear an underage drinking charge again.
It dropped like 20$ (biannual) when I turned 25, but that was the age they quit giving me a good student discount so I paid a little bit more overall. No accidents and a clean record up to that point.
Uhhh... You can get drunk legally. And then when you're 25, you can run for the House of Representatives. And when you turn 30, you can run for Congress. And when you turn 35, YOU CAN BE PRESIDENT!
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Or you can let me throw you a party.
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21 is the last birthday that means anything. All your future birthdays will be abstract and symbolic. After this one, if you get like totally hammered and urinate on your neighbors car... it's only 2 crimes instead of 3. You'll never have to fear an underage drinking charge again.
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It dropped like 20$ (biannual) when I turned 25, but that was the age they quit giving me a good student discount so I paid a little bit more overall. No accidents and a clean record up to that point.
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Hooray for birthdays!
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