the next customer that talks to me like im a child,
i will punch them in the face.

the next customer that puts their finger in my face,
i will break that finger off and then punch them in the face.

the next customer that tells my manager im rude
and then degrades me as if im not standing there,
i will punch them in the face.

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my cell phone is broken.
it broke in two the other day, after i threw it at a wall.

yes, yes i know- throwing it being the main reason why it's broken.


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you're the cheese to my macaroni.

also:

Happy Birthday to the Denis-Face!

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i am stuck on the band-aid brand 'cause band-aids stick on me. 

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here is the update on my sunburn:

•  legs are swollen and skin is tight

• starting to itch

• noticed the massive white spot from where the top was tied

[i'll have to get someone to take a picture of that AWESOMENESS]

pictures to follow


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here's my sunburn...
beware!


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last week i had acute bronchitis.
yesterday, i went to the beach.

this week i have an icky sunburn.


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acute bronchitis FTW

ive been watching scooby-doo,
zombie movies, and surfing the inter-webz.