Minho Is a Catch (pt. 2)
Pairing: past!Minho/Seohyun, Minho/Kyuhyun
Genre: humour, fluff
Rating: PG-13
Length: 1,164 words
A/N: This is the continuation of a fic written for linnhe. I'm so happy to have kept writing it. The ending probably borders on crack, but the whole thing probably borders on crack.
Thank you linnhe, bollywoodrecord, mimi_oly, and lemon-skies for the encouraging words.
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Kyuhyun had spent his evening doing a bar crawl with his friends. Of course, he and Changmin had tried to ply Eunhyuk and Junsu with drinks, but the sober buddies had refused and Changmin and Kyuhyun weren’t about to let alcohol go to waste. Unfortunately they had been very abundant in their attempts, so the Kyuline found themselves convincing their entire group to go dancing until they sobered up. At 2am, Kyuhyun was back at the apartment he shared with his sister, Seohyun, walking around the bottles and wine glasses she and her friends had left sitting on the floor. Party hard, little sis.
He made his way into the kitchen where he thought he heard Seohyun talking to someone but he only saw her looking from the pantry to him with frightened eyes before she hustled past him. Seeing Seohyun run out of the room like she stole something, Kyuhyun was suspicious, to say the least, and he yelled after Seohyun that he was not cleaning up her drunken mess in the living room. There was no telling what he would find in the kitchen, then he heard it, a loud crash followed by “Shit!...I mean meo~w.”
Kyuhyun’s eyebrows flew up and he stared at the dark wood of the pantry door before he reached forward and slid the door open to find a wide-eyed Minho standing in the middle of what appeared to be the contents of their once pristine pantry now strewn across the floor. Kyuhyun ran his eyes from the sea of soup cans and boxes of pasta at Minho’s ankles up Minho’s trim frame before stopping on Minho’s gaping mouth, “Minho? What are you doing?”
“I was…hungry?”
“…and why did you close the door on yourself?”
“I, uh, didn’t want Seohyun to see me.” Minho could tell that Kyuhyun wasn’t buying what he was trying to sell. So, Minho found himself blurting out the first thing that came to mind, “Seohyun told me my ass is getting huge, ok?!”
For a moment they stared at each other. Kyuhyun’s face was frozen with his mouth half open. Then he became a cackling mess grabbing his knees and looking up at Minho. Of course, Seohyun had never said anything of the sort to Minho, but Kyuhyun’s reaction caused him to quickly look over his shoulder and down at his derrière. Of course, this angle and his current lack of sobriety did not give him any clue as to the state of his butt. However, he thought that his personal opinion was still correct “small but muscular.”
Once he had gotten a hold of himself and noticed Minho’s troubled state, Kyuhyun comforted him saying, “Your ass is fine. Trust me, I would know.” Then, Kyuhyun’s cheeks started to heat up, “I mean-I would know because I’m-it’s just-wait, I didn’t mean to say fi-“ He clamped his mouth shut before he could further embarrass himself and took a moment to take a deep breath before starting in a different vein, “Minho, why don’t you come out of the pantry?”
“Huh?!”
Gesturing with both hands towards Minho’s feet, Kyuhyun innocently explained, “You can help me put all this stuff up.”
Face still frozen in shock, Minho whispered “Hyung” and took this opening as his moment to put up or shut up. He shuffled through the mess on the floor which some people might have described as not-so-romantic with the clinking, crinkling and crunching under his feet. However, Kyuhyun was enjoying the beautiful sight of Minho wading through snacks towards him, but he was completely thrown off-guard when Minho reached out softly placing his hand on Kyuhyun’s cheek.
Before Kyuhyun could release a flustered utterance, Minho leaned in, prematurely closing his eyes, and accidentally bumped noses before he softly kissed him. Despite his surprise, Kyuhyun found his eyes closing and slowly moved his hand up to the back of Minho’s neck to help deepen the kiss. When Minho sighed in relief that he was being welcomed, Kyuhyun slid his tongue in to trace the inside of Minho’s lips and glide along his tongue. Their ministrations were languid and exploratory, as if they had all the time in the world. Minho was slightly sobering up due to the adrenaline awaking his senses only to get buzzed on the taste of Kyuhyun and moved his hands to find the older male’s hips pulling them flush to one another. Letting himself fully enjoy the man he had watched from afar, Kyuhyun released Minho’s mouth to devote his attention to worshipping Minho’s earlobe and neck, sucking and licking as he went.
Minho lazily opened his eyes only to be greeted with the comically disbelieving look on Seohyun’s face. She had peeked around the doorframe only to be met with the sight of an entangled Minho and Kyuhyun. After a moment, Minho raised a questioning eyebrow and she smiled in turn giving him a thumbs-up. With a mischievous glint in his eye, Minho smirked and grabbed Kyuhyun’s ass with both hands causing Kyuhyun to moan against the crook of Minho’s neck. Seohyun simply squeaked out a “Minho!”
Hearing his sister, Kyuhyun jumped and pushed out of the other boy’s hold. Darting his confused eyes back and forth between his sister and Minho, Kyuhyun narrowed his eyes when he saw Minho’s kiss-swollen lips form a pleased smile. “You knew my sister was watching? What has gotten into you, anyway? Last time I checked you weren’t admitting you like dick.”
“Oppa!”
Kyuhyun ignored Seohyun as he waited for the answer to his questions.
Minho looked at his shoes and toed the ground in faux contrition, “That was before Seohyun told me you’re crazy about me.”
At that revelation, Seohyun gulped and looked like she was ready to murder Minho. Then, she turned to Kyuhyun and opened her mouth to speak but Kyuhyun cut her off. “Don’t say a thing. You are dead to me.” Upon seeing Seohyun’s horrified face, Kyuhyun dropped his angry front and waggled his eyebrows saying, “Did you enjoy watching your ex-boyfriend grope your brother? Pervert.”
She twisted her face into a look of disgust and replied, “Well I thought you two were cute up until the groping part.” She looked at Minho and deadpanned, “Thanks for that image, by the way.”
Before Minho could respond, Kyuhyun grabbed his hand pulling him toward the door frame and looked at his sister. “You’ll understand my asking you to get lost. Your room shares a wall with mine and, unless you are a pervert, I’m sure you don’t want to hear Minho finishing what he started.”
“Eikes! Oppaaaaaaa. Where am I supposed to go?”
Minho pulled his cell phone out of his pocket and began dialing a number before handing it to her saying, “You know where I live. I’m sure my neighbor Taemin won’t mind helping a damsel in distress.”
Then, Minho had the audacity to wink at Seohyun before her brother dragged him back to the bedroom and she got out of the apartment like it was on fire.
Genre: humour, fluff
Rating: PG-13
Length: 1,164 words
A/N: This is the continuation of a fic written for linnhe. I'm so happy to have kept writing it. The ending probably borders on crack, but the whole thing probably borders on crack.
Thank you linnhe, bollywoodrecord, mimi_oly, and lemon-skies for the encouraging words.
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Kyuhyun had spent his evening doing a bar crawl with his friends. Of course, he and Changmin had tried to ply Eunhyuk and Junsu with drinks, but the sober buddies had refused and Changmin and Kyuhyun weren’t about to let alcohol go to waste. Unfortunately they had been very abundant in their attempts, so the Kyuline found themselves convincing their entire group to go dancing until they sobered up. At 2am, Kyuhyun was back at the apartment he shared with his sister, Seohyun, walking around the bottles and wine glasses she and her friends had left sitting on the floor. Party hard, little sis.
He made his way into the kitchen where he thought he heard Seohyun talking to someone but he only saw her looking from the pantry to him with frightened eyes before she hustled past him. Seeing Seohyun run out of the room like she stole something, Kyuhyun was suspicious, to say the least, and he yelled after Seohyun that he was not cleaning up her drunken mess in the living room. There was no telling what he would find in the kitchen, then he heard it, a loud crash followed by “Shit!...I mean meo~w.”
Kyuhyun’s eyebrows flew up and he stared at the dark wood of the pantry door before he reached forward and slid the door open to find a wide-eyed Minho standing in the middle of what appeared to be the contents of their once pristine pantry now strewn across the floor. Kyuhyun ran his eyes from the sea of soup cans and boxes of pasta at Minho’s ankles up Minho’s trim frame before stopping on Minho’s gaping mouth, “Minho? What are you doing?”
“I was…hungry?”
“…and why did you close the door on yourself?”
“I, uh, didn’t want Seohyun to see me.” Minho could tell that Kyuhyun wasn’t buying what he was trying to sell. So, Minho found himself blurting out the first thing that came to mind, “Seohyun told me my ass is getting huge, ok?!”
For a moment they stared at each other. Kyuhyun’s face was frozen with his mouth half open. Then he became a cackling mess grabbing his knees and looking up at Minho. Of course, Seohyun had never said anything of the sort to Minho, but Kyuhyun’s reaction caused him to quickly look over his shoulder and down at his derrière. Of course, this angle and his current lack of sobriety did not give him any clue as to the state of his butt. However, he thought that his personal opinion was still correct “small but muscular.”
Once he had gotten a hold of himself and noticed Minho’s troubled state, Kyuhyun comforted him saying, “Your ass is fine. Trust me, I would know.” Then, Kyuhyun’s cheeks started to heat up, “I mean-I would know because I’m-it’s just-wait, I didn’t mean to say fi-“ He clamped his mouth shut before he could further embarrass himself and took a moment to take a deep breath before starting in a different vein, “Minho, why don’t you come out of the pantry?”
“Huh?!”
Gesturing with both hands towards Minho’s feet, Kyuhyun innocently explained, “You can help me put all this stuff up.”
Face still frozen in shock, Minho whispered “Hyung” and took this opening as his moment to put up or shut up. He shuffled through the mess on the floor which some people might have described as not-so-romantic with the clinking, crinkling and crunching under his feet. However, Kyuhyun was enjoying the beautiful sight of Minho wading through snacks towards him, but he was completely thrown off-guard when Minho reached out softly placing his hand on Kyuhyun’s cheek.
Before Kyuhyun could release a flustered utterance, Minho leaned in, prematurely closing his eyes, and accidentally bumped noses before he softly kissed him. Despite his surprise, Kyuhyun found his eyes closing and slowly moved his hand up to the back of Minho’s neck to help deepen the kiss. When Minho sighed in relief that he was being welcomed, Kyuhyun slid his tongue in to trace the inside of Minho’s lips and glide along his tongue. Their ministrations were languid and exploratory, as if they had all the time in the world. Minho was slightly sobering up due to the adrenaline awaking his senses only to get buzzed on the taste of Kyuhyun and moved his hands to find the older male’s hips pulling them flush to one another. Letting himself fully enjoy the man he had watched from afar, Kyuhyun released Minho’s mouth to devote his attention to worshipping Minho’s earlobe and neck, sucking and licking as he went.
Minho lazily opened his eyes only to be greeted with the comically disbelieving look on Seohyun’s face. She had peeked around the doorframe only to be met with the sight of an entangled Minho and Kyuhyun. After a moment, Minho raised a questioning eyebrow and she smiled in turn giving him a thumbs-up. With a mischievous glint in his eye, Minho smirked and grabbed Kyuhyun’s ass with both hands causing Kyuhyun to moan against the crook of Minho’s neck. Seohyun simply squeaked out a “Minho!”
Hearing his sister, Kyuhyun jumped and pushed out of the other boy’s hold. Darting his confused eyes back and forth between his sister and Minho, Kyuhyun narrowed his eyes when he saw Minho’s kiss-swollen lips form a pleased smile. “You knew my sister was watching? What has gotten into you, anyway? Last time I checked you weren’t admitting you like dick.”
“Oppa!”
Kyuhyun ignored Seohyun as he waited for the answer to his questions.
Minho looked at his shoes and toed the ground in faux contrition, “That was before Seohyun told me you’re crazy about me.”
At that revelation, Seohyun gulped and looked like she was ready to murder Minho. Then, she turned to Kyuhyun and opened her mouth to speak but Kyuhyun cut her off. “Don’t say a thing. You are dead to me.” Upon seeing Seohyun’s horrified face, Kyuhyun dropped his angry front and waggled his eyebrows saying, “Did you enjoy watching your ex-boyfriend grope your brother? Pervert.”
She twisted her face into a look of disgust and replied, “Well I thought you two were cute up until the groping part.” She looked at Minho and deadpanned, “Thanks for that image, by the way.”
Before Minho could respond, Kyuhyun grabbed his hand pulling him toward the door frame and looked at his sister. “You’ll understand my asking you to get lost. Your room shares a wall with mine and, unless you are a pervert, I’m sure you don’t want to hear Minho finishing what he started.”
“Eikes! Oppaaaaaaa. Where am I supposed to go?”
Minho pulled his cell phone out of his pocket and began dialing a number before handing it to her saying, “You know where I live. I’m sure my neighbor Taemin won’t mind helping a damsel in distress.”
Then, Minho had the audacity to wink at Seohyun before her brother dragged him back to the bedroom and she got out of the apartment like it was on fire.