i've discovered a 40 oz. beer that is 7.9% alcohol for $1.50...it's called St. Ides

i'm very lonely for impossible things

I will be honest...

i'm drunk, and everything is full of excrement

"I am long on ideas but short on time. I expect to live only about one hundred years"
-Thomas A. Edison
Today i succeeded in completing TWO whole cryptoquotes

well hello kiddies i'm writing this from a youth hostile computer room in Galway, Ireland. The fucking airline lost my luggage. I got it back though. Now we've been kicked out of kelly's apartment by her landlord. fuck. It's cool though because i've been having a blast at the pubs, and talking to all the local people. Met some other people from ( Read more... )

Departing for IRELAND TOMORRROW!
gonna eat lots of potatoes,
drink a lot of beer,
and then say about a hundred hail marys cuz those crazy Irish are Catholic as fuck.....i'm scared to fly.

Silly rabbit
trix are for kids

I know you'd disagree....but i love you anyways

God speed all the bakers at dawn may they all cut their thumbs,
And bleed into their buns 'till they melt away.

I've just read thru a bunch of old lj entries and comments ( Read more... )

I like chicken
I like liver
Meow mix, meow mix
Please deliver