[1/2 Prince] fic: Food is the Best Weapon
Title: Food is the Best Weapon
Day/Theme: 5. In a manner of someone who tried to eat a snail once
Series: 1/2 Prince
Character/Pairing: Feng Lan, Feng Yang Ming
Rating: PG
Words: 314
Notes: for 31days_exchange, 31_days masterlist.
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Food is the best weapon against Yang Ming. As his older sister, I know this super well. He only ever listens to me when I hold his food hostage. I'm sure Lolidragon will soon discover this piece of truth, though maybe I should give her some pointers to help their relationship along. I made a note to myself to do just that the next time I logged on.
In the mornings, my brother expects me to make breakfast for him, that lazy bum. I wonder when I'll ever get to taste something he makes, huh? No matter, I actually like chopping and dicing and slicing (no wonder it feels so great to be Prince. I even get to do it outside the kitchen).
I don't make him lunch all the time - I'm not his maid or anything. He can go buy lunch. In fact, he should buy lunch for me too! Every day to repay me for all the homemade meals I've made him! Yeah, that sounds like a plan...
In the evenings, I of course make dinner. I come back all tired and worn out from lecture, so the logical thing is, of course, heading to the kitchen to release some stress. Even if he wanted to make me dinner, no way, the kitchen's my territory, so hands off.
Sometimes though, just sometimes, I get really fed up with how he thinks it's a given that I should be making him food, but other times, I'm quite gleeful over the fact that I'm pretty much in control of the household because I control the food. I mean, it's totally up to me whether I serve his favorite dishes or some disgusting snails instead (though snails are really too good for him). Yang Ming sure learned early on not to piss me off.
I nodded happily. Yup, I had my brother trained well.
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the end
Day/Theme: 5. In a manner of someone who tried to eat a snail once
Series: 1/2 Prince
Character/Pairing: Feng Lan, Feng Yang Ming
Rating: PG
Words: 314
Notes: for 31days_exchange, 31_days masterlist.
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Food is the best weapon against Yang Ming. As his older sister, I know this super well. He only ever listens to me when I hold his food hostage. I'm sure Lolidragon will soon discover this piece of truth, though maybe I should give her some pointers to help their relationship along. I made a note to myself to do just that the next time I logged on.
In the mornings, my brother expects me to make breakfast for him, that lazy bum. I wonder when I'll ever get to taste something he makes, huh? No matter, I actually like chopping and dicing and slicing (no wonder it feels so great to be Prince. I even get to do it outside the kitchen).
I don't make him lunch all the time - I'm not his maid or anything. He can go buy lunch. In fact, he should buy lunch for me too! Every day to repay me for all the homemade meals I've made him! Yeah, that sounds like a plan...
In the evenings, I of course make dinner. I come back all tired and worn out from lecture, so the logical thing is, of course, heading to the kitchen to release some stress. Even if he wanted to make me dinner, no way, the kitchen's my territory, so hands off.
Sometimes though, just sometimes, I get really fed up with how he thinks it's a given that I should be making him food, but other times, I'm quite gleeful over the fact that I'm pretty much in control of the household because I control the food. I mean, it's totally up to me whether I serve his favorite dishes or some disgusting snails instead (though snails are really too good for him). Yang Ming sure learned early on not to piss me off.
I nodded happily. Yup, I had my brother trained well.
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the end