HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOB BRYAR
TODAY IS THE BIRTHDAY OF BOB BRYAR, DRUMMER EXTROARDINAIRE.
The MCR boys seem to kind of seperate into different aspects. Gerard's the pretty one, Mikey's the fashionista, Frank is the punk rocker, Ray is the geek, and Bob? Bob is the badass motherfucker.
That's right, BADASS MOTHERFUCKER.
Mmmmmhmm.
Bob is also now 28 years old! Oh, Robert, I know the prospect scares you. (Tangent: I just realized that since he's turning 28 in pretty much 2008, he'll turn 30 in almost-2010! And that makes me think 30/10 a la Tick Tick Boom. Shh, ignore my theatre-geekage.)
So, Bob, I have a birthday wish for you.
Happy birthday, Bob Bryar (and hips)!
Smile.
Pose on motorcycles.
Enjoy the benefits of a magnetic mouth.
Bundle up...
... but stay cool.
Play around with your massive drum kit.
Read your book of cats.
Surround yourself with scary girls.
Get drunk and put on a helmet.
Place small bears upon Mikeyway's head.
Tug on his hair while you're at it.
Be an unrealistic action figure.
Take naps.
Be a hotass.
Lintroll your beard.
Draw ninja turtles on cardboard boxes.
Keep yo pimp hand strong.
And no matter how cute and portable Frank may be...
Don't take any shit.
Happy 28th, Bob Bryar!
And to everyone, have an awesome 2008!
P.S. Does anyone have Animal Crossing for DS? I want you on my friends roster thingy.
The MCR boys seem to kind of seperate into different aspects. Gerard's the pretty one, Mikey's the fashionista, Frank is the punk rocker, Ray is the geek, and Bob? Bob is the badass motherfucker.
That's right, BADASS MOTHERFUCKER.
Mmmmmhmm.
Bob is also now 28 years old! Oh, Robert, I know the prospect scares you. (Tangent: I just realized that since he's turning 28 in pretty much 2008, he'll turn 30 in almost-2010! And that makes me think 30/10 a la Tick Tick Boom. Shh, ignore my theatre-geekage.)
So, Bob, I have a birthday wish for you.
Happy birthday, Bob Bryar (and hips)!
Smile.
Pose on motorcycles.
Enjoy the benefits of a magnetic mouth.
Bundle up...
... but stay cool.
Play around with your massive drum kit.
Read your book of cats.
Surround yourself with scary girls.
Get drunk and put on a helmet.
Place small bears upon Mikeyway's head.
Tug on his hair while you're at it.
Be an unrealistic action figure.
Take naps.
Be a hotass.
Lintroll your beard.
Draw ninja turtles on cardboard boxes.
Keep yo pimp hand strong.
And no matter how cute and portable Frank may be...
Don't take any shit.
Happy 28th, Bob Bryar!
And to everyone, have an awesome 2008!
P.S. Does anyone have Animal Crossing for DS? I want you on my friends roster thingy.