The Bowser Bunch lyrics

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After seeing this Bowser Bunch image, this song just popped into my mind. Not very original, but oh well...

EDIT: Written to the Brady Bunch tune...

Here's the story of Bowser Koopa
Who was bringing up six evil Koopa Kids
He was searching all the land for his Princess
Especially the one named Peach

Here's the story of the lovely Gelda
Who woke up beside the very handsome baker
Then she realized he wasn't her type
She needed to wed an evil king

Till the one day when the lady met this koopa
He knew that he had found his precious Peach
Then together they would raise their evil kids
That's the way they all became the Bowser Bunch
The Bowser Bunch
The Bowser Bunch

That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.