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thederpyhalf September 19 2011, 23:40:38 UTC
[...P-Pony. Yui is going to just...stop where she was and stare curiously at the colorful pony.

S-So pretty...if Dash looks her way, she'll notice she was carrying out a a tray full of different meats to refill the buffet table.]

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wannabolt September 20 2011, 01:34:06 UTC
[... That. What. On the tray. It's...

Backing up a little and staring. So much staring.]

What is that stuff?!

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thederpyhalf September 20 2011, 04:12:02 UTC
Huh? [She blinks.]

O-Oh! This is more food for the buffet. We're running low on chicken and pork. [Saying all of this like this perfectly norm-NO WAIT.]

Ah! Don't worry, there's other food choices you can choose from then meat. And we're not serving horses. [...Can horses even be eaten?]

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wannabolt September 21 2011, 03:20:14 UTC
You guys eat chickens and pigs?

[HORRIFIED. Very horrified, especially since pigs can probably talk in Equestria, being smarter than horses in the real world.

Second bit probably doesn't help, either.]

... You guys don't seriously eat ponies, do you?

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thederpyhalf September 21 2011, 14:15:35 UTC
Um yes, but it's not all we eat. We're um, omnivorous, so we can eat things other than meat. [Wow, Yui, this is really going well.]

And n-no, we'd never! [just chickens, pigs, cows, sheep, all other livestock.]

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wannabolt September 22 2011, 02:54:21 UTC
Then why do you eat meat in the first place? That means you guys have to... [gulp, kill. But she can't even bring herself to say it.]

Well, I think I'll just stick to the uh. Other stuff.

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thederpyhalf September 22 2011, 06:22:34 UTC
[She frowns, she feels really bad now. It wasn't even intentional or anything but still.]

I'm so sorry for making you feel uncomfortable. I can help you get something else at the buffet table. Though I have to refill the salad bar after I drop this off...

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wannabolt September 23 2011, 02:43:27 UTC
[Aaand she shrugs.]

It's fine. I'll just go grab a cupcake or something.

[But eep. Better not be any pony eaters around.]

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thederpyhalf September 23 2011, 02:49:02 UTC
Okay...My name's Yui by the way. I ah...hope that most of your evening has been fun. [You know, before the awkward.]

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wannabolt September 24 2011, 17:34:34 UTC
Yeah, it's been pretty fun. Party's still pretty good, even if with some of the weird food around here.

[Weird food being her nice way of saying, OH GOD you eat meat whyyy.]

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thederpyhalf September 25 2011, 03:17:25 UTC
Did you get to see the play too? Mister Chopin worked hard to make it enjoyable for everyone.

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wannabolt September 25 2011, 04:47:42 UTC
Yeah, it was pretty good.

[She would've preferred something with more rock, but it was entertaining, at least.]

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