Event Log - Horoscopes!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everyone
What: That's your horoscope for today ♪
When: November 25th-30th
Where: Anywhere you want!
Summary: The event has begun, and- oh, you guys know the drill 8|
Rating: ???

The horoscopes have appeared on the journals, the effects are in place, and just about everyone is acting a little bit... quirky, shall we say

Comments

[hackedcode]

Scorpio
- "Keep your mood swings under control."
- "You find your new feelings rather confusing. Speak to the police."
- "It's been years. Go ahead, expose yourself in public again."
- "You will find a turtle in your laundry."

[ Day 1 - 2 ]

[Oddly agitated by nearly everything, Jacqli will be leaving her apartment to wander the village in search of some sort of authority figure. She's never felt so mad, depressed, and bitter before-- ... well, not without reason, anyway. Clearly someone who looks authoritative would know why this is happening!]

[ Day 3 ]

[Clearly whatever is bothering her could be easily solved by doing something she hasn't done in years!

So with that, Jacqli has decided to use her abilities as a reyvateil to change her outfit then go for a walk through the village to do some light shopping. ... Unfortunately, she changed it into this (kinda nsfw). Sure, that long hair of hers is blocking some things, but should the wind blow ... welp.]

[ Day 4 - 6 ]

[For these days, Jacqli will be hidden away in her apartment

[itsaxingthing]

[While Jacqli is walking her turtle in the dining area, Ling is under one of the tables, trying to keep himself hidden. To his credit, he'd probably succeed if the table wasn't the turtle's destination. Crap!]

[hackedcode]

[Jacqli is really fixated on that turtle, as if watching it walk was the most interesting thing in life at the time.

... But she is noticing that there's someone (or something) under the table said turtle is waddling over to. Apparently, this is about a hundred times more distressing than it has any right to be as she just about jumps to a standing position from where she was sitting and immediately slaps on a threatening tone.]

Who's under there? Come out!

[itsaxingthing]

[Getting out of this one will require a portion of his cunning.

... no. All his cunning.]

No one!

[hackedcode]

[Storming on over to the table now.]

No one? Then it'll be all right if I start kicking under there, won't it?

[itsaxingthing]

No need. I'm fine where I am.

[Maybe she'll just leave him alone!]

[hackedcode]

[Wishful thinking there, Ling. As soon as Jacqli reaches the table, she stops--] That's the least of my concerns! You're in the way of my turtle, so move! [--and then makes one, solid kicking motion underneath the table.

... Never mind that her turtle apparently lost interest in walking under this table and has since started to waddle elsewhere.]

[itsaxingthing]

[Aaaaand it's a miss! Nice try Jacqli, but he can sense her coming. He slides out of the way of her kick.]

Hey, that's rude!

[hackedcode]

I have no reason to be polite to someone so suspicious.

[Now she'll be squatting down to see just who she attempted to kick. They sound pretty familiar, so--

... Oh.]

... You?

[itsaxingthing]

[He just waves happily.]

Hello Jacqli! I'm trying to hide from my bodyguard.

[hackedcode]

[... That sounded illogical enough that her mood just swung from "INSTANT RAGE" to "neutral".]

... Doesn't that defeat the point of having a bodyguard?

[itsaxingthing]

Perhaps. [He crawls forward and peeks out from under the table. Okay, the coast is clear. He'll come out now.] But I think she's turned on me.

[hackedcode]

[She'll move out of the way and stand when he does.]

You probably did something to annoy her, if that's true. You're certainly good at that.

[itsaxingthing]

Oh, it's nothing like that. She's devoted to me. [A careful glance towards the hallway again. Hmm. He should be safe. He drops his tone to a whisper:] She plans to tickle me.

[He's serious.]

1/2

[hackedcode]

[hackedcode]

... You're an idiot.

[LOOKING AWAY. Where did that turtle go ...]