Event Log - Horoscopes!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everyone
What: That's your horoscope for today ♪
When: November 25th-30th
Where: Anywhere you want!
Summary: The event has begun, and- oh, you guys know the drill 8|
Rating: ???

The horoscopes have appeared on the journals, the effects are in place, and just about everyone is acting a little bit... quirky, shall we say

Comments

[mirrorbirth]

Capricorn:
• There's no substitute for unbridled laziness.
• Truth may be perception, but you're just a freaking liar.
• Shave your head.
• You've always been committed to being yourself. Stop it.

[On the 25th, no one but Luke will see hide or hair of Asch (unless they drop by). He'll be in bed. Sleeping all day. Not moving. Yeeeep.

The 2nd day, he will (reluctantly) get out of bed, and he'll even say he's happy to be up. But that's where the lies begin.

The 3rd day, the lying continues, but he's wandering around the village, searching for a good place to... cut his hair. And he's really doing it! He totally is! He just... needs someone around to see it happen. It'll be great! He'll change, he really will! You can't stop him!

(Please for the love of god someone stop him.)

And assuming he is stopped - or left unnoticed - the hair will have to stay. ...Tied up in a bun at the base of his neck, that is.

Because on the 4th day (and every day after until it's over) he's wearing this. After all, he's changed.]

[mirrorbirth]

Don't be stupid, I didn't put anything on the network.

[Okay, he is really getting confused here. Is Ginji mixing him up with Luke or something? As unusual as that sounds...

...Oh, right, the scissors. He retrieves them, rubbing the dirt off with his tabard. Wouldn't do to get muck in his hair.]

[albioreiii]

I know. [Is Ginji being a smartass? It almost sounds like it. He digs his journal out of a coat pocket and flips it open.] But I've noticed some really strange things happening lately, and it looks like they might have something to do with these "horoscopes".

[Ginji glances back at Asch, eying the scissors with renewed suspicion.] Mine tipped me off, and here you are... So Asch, you're not really going to go through with it, are you?

[mirrorbirth]

[What the hell... the "horoscope" thing said that he was going to cut his hair? Is the journal broadcasting the Score now? Ugh...]

...I am. You just stand back and watch me do it.

[Lifting the scissors now!]

[albioreiii]

[Is this some kind of test? Or is it something else? He can't imagine what Asch wants with the scissors, but just standing around and watching doesn't feel right and something about the whole thing seems off. Ginji steps forward and reaches towards the base of the scissors. It helps to be tall(er).]

Hey...stop!! What are you planning to do with those? Weren't you going to tell me to get lost?

[mirrorbirth]

[Asch lurches back, eyes widening. What the hell, why are you getting in his way!?]

I'm going to cut my hair! Either watch me or stay out of my way!

[albioreiii]

[Ginji winces and draws back a step or two. Asch sounds angry and an angry Asch is kind of intimidating.]

[Wait, what.]

Yes, but... In the middle of the street, Mr. Asch?

[mirrorbirth]

[Yeah you better be intimidated 8|]

It's my hair, I can cut it wherever I want.

[albioreiii]

.... [Ginji frowns and - before he can even think twice about it - makes a very deliberate (almost angry?!) grab for those scissors. He lives dangerously, Ginji does.]

Hold on a minute! Maybe it'd be better if you waited for a little while. I mean, I'm sure you could find a barber if you asked around...

[Afterthought.] And they'd have a mirror.

[mirrorbirth]

[...Why do people keep trying to steal his scissors 8| He glowers at Ginji, a very pointed warning in his gaze.]

I don't know anyone who cuts hair around here.

[albioreiii]

[His hand's still hovering towards the scissors.]

[Going out on a limb here.] I'll bet that's because you've never needed one before.

[mirrorbirth]

[Oh. ...Oh, he's got him there.]

What? No. ...Not for a long time, I guess.

[albioreiii]

So you can see why I'm a little surprised you'd want to cut it all of a sudden, Mr. Asch.

[But suddenly Ginji's feeling cranky again. All the forced cheer:] Why don't you give me those?

[mirrorbirth]

[....Hesitating.]

What are you going to do with them, then?

[ooc: If you wanna move it to his appointments post I made a thread here!]

Day 3

[chiisaichou]

[Miyabi's still a little downtrodden about her cute panda pet leaving her without a trace, so she's still at it with the baked goods. Today it's her own recipe of peach buns, one stuffed in her mouth and a box of eight more tucked under one arm. She has quite the appetite today, somehow. It helps heal, really. Even if she's starting to get really, really thirsty, too. Maybe a bit of tea would do her good to wash these down.

Off to the tea shop, then! They should have rice cakes there, too, or some kind of cookies, right? Right! So off she goes, not paying much attention to anyone else. Her eyes are down into her box of sweets. Careful now, passersby...]

[mirrorbirth]

[Passerby is not paying attention- he very nearly crashes into her, and it's only his extensive training that prevents him from stabbing her outright. He looks annoyed at first, but it fades quickly. He's too lazy to get angry outright.]

Miyabi, watch where you're walking.