Sherlock Fic: The Regrettable Case of December Fifth

[luchia13]

Hey, remember when I wrote ridiculous happy things? I was sitting here being obsessive about The Big Bond Fic, and I decided to write something that is nothing but an attempt at fluff and comedy, and some brainstorming on how actual established and devoted asexual!Sherlock/John would maybe work. Which, in my mind, means they invented Sex Day. IDEK

Comments

[tehomet]

This is fantastic throughout.

I have to say, due to being in public, I was biting my lip trying not to laugh from the word go, but at “That’s nice,” Lestrade says. “Now, the serial killer?” I couldn't help it.

I thought “Why are you apologizing to me?” John asks. “It’s Sherlock’s idea. I try to talk him out of it every year, but. Well. He has such lovely ideas sometimes.” John sends that smile of his straight towards Lestrade. “Idiot thinks I’ll leave-” was totally adorable!

And “Drugs are still illegal, you know,” Donovan shouts at their retreating backs. John doesn’t seem to notice, but Sherlock actually takes the time to roll his eyes at her. was especially hilarious. Your wit! So dry! I love it.

Anyway, I'll stop quoting your entire fic back at you now. Thanks for a terrifically funny read.

[elethoniel]

This. Is. Awesome.

Seriously. I can't put into words how adorable and hilarious it is. Basically, you win. At everything.

[lucdarling]

So amusing! stoned!John cracks me up.
I definitely wouldn't mind more in this, either with the Day itself or Sherlock's planning. :)

[cardiff_3]

This is brilliant and so fun!

[catgirlpoison]

This was so cute, and I loved how adorable drugged John was, and Sherlock handcuffing them together.