I JUST HAVE MILD ACID REFLUX AND GASTRITIS - I KNOW HOW WORRIED EVERYONE WAS.

THANK GOD FOR NEXIUM - I WOULD LIKE TO BE IN A COMMERICAL NOW GOING "NEXIUM SAVED MY STOMACH AND MADE ME MORE ATTRACTIVE. IT IS ALSO PRETTY AND PURPLE SO THAT MAKES TAKING IT SORT OF FUN."

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"hey"
"hey"
"What's up?"
"uhh.....I'm driving."
"Oh, are you on your way?"
"Yeah."
"Just checking."
"Yeah. IS THAT COOL?"
"Yeah..it's COOL"
"ARE WE COOL?"
"WE'RE COOL"
"ALRIGHT GOOD I'LL BE THERE."
"ALRIGHT COOL"

OH THANK GOD I'M IN YOUR TOP EIGHT, I WAS REALLY WORRIED THERE FOR A SEC!!!

(alright, fine no more capslock.)

You try reading a chapter about skidding without laughing.
Especially when you come across the term "blowout-skidding".

I have a headache

Why does Mickey Mouse have a gunt?

i can predict the future you mother fuckers.

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( Morrissey cartoons )