ew never look up crusted scabies

Talking's fine 
If you got the time 
But I ain't got the time to spare 
Yeah

Do you wanna touch (Yeah) 
Do you wanna touch (Yeah) 
Do you wanna touch me there, where

I am 31 years old and I have had a total of THREE girlfriends and have been on ONE actual  we-don’t-know-each-other-very-well-date… and I am still uncertain on whether the other person even knew I considered it a date.

and i was all, "dude, i haven't sutured in a year. don't start me on a child's face!" haha!

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Sorry, I'm the Doctor. I'm very clever.

hipster or homo?

i need some alone time
talk to you later tonight?

probably. go be you!

Wait. Are my friends giant homos??

when life gives you terrifying giant squids, eat them. *nom*