Not a Dream Wedding

[luciferhisaki]

Title: Not a Dream Wedding
Author: Lucifer Hisaki (mercy_slays/luciferhisaki)
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Marvel
Pairing: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Summary: In which Tony decides this is not his dream wedding and why the hell did he let them plan it?
Disclaimer: I hardly know my way around Comic Canon. Do you really think I own Marvel? But I would love to own RDJ!Tony's ass!

Comments

[runenklinge]

I want to see that soooooo bad!
(I had a bunny like that once, only it featured Steve in a very silly suit in the colors of the US flag...very silly suit indeed)

“I do take this idiot for my husband.”

brilliant!

Ignoring the blessing of Nick Fury, they kissed
Nick as a priest? o.O
The only he way he could pull this off would be to found his own religion...
Why can I see him doing that?

^___^

[runenklinge]

what I forgot to say: I want to collect the entries for the challenge in a file (will probably be power point) and want to upload it at the end for the comm.
May I collect your entry?
of course with disclaimer, credit and everything

[elspethdixon]

He glanced over at the man sleeping next to him and said, “We’re eloping in Vegas. You are not stopping me.”

*giggles* Pepper would still find out, because she's the one who makes Tony's travel arrangments, and she'd tell everyone else, and all of the other Avengers would follow them there.

Also, Steve in a white suit would indeed be hot (he'd probably insist on dress uniform, though, so that he could escape having to promise to let Jan design whatever he wore).

(in the case of the Red Skull, though that was probably a cover-up for some repressed crush or somethingOne of Steve's villains, Helmut Zemo (he's the guy who wears a purple sock on his head) has a little shrine to Steve in his Big Melodramatic Villain Castle. Zemo's father, Heinrich Zemo, was one of Steve's enemies during WWII (the one responsible for Bucky blowing up and Steve getting frozen), and Zemo #2 was raised from earliest childhood to consider Steve both the pinacle of manhood and his eternal archenemy

[nittlegrasper83]

I snickered madly through this whole thing. The images of Tony in a wedding dress... and Nick Fury being the priest... I can hear my inner Carol cackling like a mad woman.

Wish someone would fanart this...

*goes to try to get breathing under control*

[lilpocketninja]

And then Tony woke up.

OH GOD!

He glanced over at the man sleeping next to him and said, “We’re eloping in Vegas. You are not stopping me.”

Phew! Don't do that to me.

Did they get married on the helicarrier? Since it's an airship, and ship captains (IE Nick) can marry people? XD And Tony in a while dress! That's great.

[axolotl_lan]

Snickers...... Oh Nick as the master of ceremony excellent and *giggles* why did I think him wearing the dress was real? *because I secretely like Tony in dresses? Nope... no chance of that... Great fic!