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[lucille_vanpelt]

dear lucille

Comments

Huh?

[lehartski]

This whole thing just confuses me. Stop confusing me. I'm delicate.

Re: Huh?

[duncan02]

It's really not that confusing, honey. The rumbling train combined with Chris's special jeans ensure a delightful commute.

[duncan02]

If men could have orgasms without making a mess, I bet you there'd be a thriving industry around spontaneous orgasm devices.

[duncan02]

Lucille, do you know a Twatty McTwatstain or a Bitchy McBitcherson? It seems that everyone knows at least one of them.

Can you tell us a story about them?

oh what a night

[lucille_vanpelt]

picture it. boston 1989. at the 1270, a great club for gay people. twatty and bitchy and i were at the club playing some pool. we met some women who invited us to a lesbian sex party. bitchy didnt think such a thing existed. she said lesbians and sex didnt go together. twatty and i were open to the idea so off the three of us went to the cambridge marriott. we were late so missed the safe sex video that was highly recommended. again bitchy was suspicious as she didnt think lesbians and safe sex went together. whats a dental dam she said

Re: oh what a night

[duncan02]

what a great story! You should post more.

Re: oh what a night

[lucille_vanpelt]

thanks but a story is only good if a lesson was learned.