the thing that i learned today(again) that i want to share with you is the importance of being prepared. the key to happiness is being prepared
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Um...just how big of a poop did Sadie take to fill up the first bag? Was there no more room inside? Even if you had tied the bag in a knot to keep the said poop contained, don't you have the dexterity to untie a tied plastic bag?
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU THREW OUT THE FIRST BAG AS SOON AS YOU HAD TIED IT UP!
Whenever I find poop on my street I want to find the person that did not pick it up so I can scoop it up with a plastic bag and smear it all over their chest before I sock them in the jaw. I would never do this of course if I actually spotted someone not picking up after their dog...I would first offer them a plastic bag, then call the po-lice if they kept walking.
jesus mary and josephlucille_vanpeltJanuary 20 2006, 14:58:26 UTC
settle down there boy robin. yes i did throw it away as soon as i tied it up. is that wrong. i have a real dog, we go for long walks, its a lot of poop to carry around.
and today i went back, picked it up and smeared it all over my self to relieve my guilt. hope you are happy.
how long must i wear the poop?
i promise to always carry two bags, as god is my witness i will never go out with one bag.
I cannot handle poop in any way, shape, or form. The thought of poop makes me want to vomit. Oddly, the thought of vomit does not make me want to poop....it just makes me want to vomit some more.
In the spirit of being prepared, my goal is to avoid poop. By not having a dog, I accomplish this goal.
Or is that throwing the baby out with the bathwater?
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PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU THREW OUT THE FIRST BAG AS SOON AS YOU HAD TIED IT UP!
Whenever I find poop on my street I want to find the person that did not pick it up so I can scoop it up with a plastic bag and smear it all over their chest before I sock them in the jaw. I would never do this of course if I actually spotted someone not picking up after their dog...I would first offer them a plastic bag, then call the po-lice if they kept walking.
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yes i did throw it away as soon as i tied it up. is that wrong. i have a real dog, we go for long walks, its a lot of poop to carry around.
and today i went back, picked it up and smeared it all over my self to relieve my guilt. hope you are happy.
how long must i wear the poop?
i promise to always carry two bags, as god is my witness i will never go out with one bag.
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Lucille -
I like your style! Don't put up with any shit from Gavin (no pun intended).
Pyotr.
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I cannot handle poop in any way, shape, or form. The thought of poop makes me want to vomit. Oddly, the thought of vomit does not make me want to poop....it just makes me want to vomit some more.
In the spirit of being prepared, my goal is to avoid poop. By not having a dog, I accomplish this goal.
Or is that throwing the baby out with the bathwater?
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