TRAILER!
OotP TRAILER IS OUT! HAVE YOU SEEN IT?!
Harry has the STUPIDEST hair I've ever seen on an allegedly fifteen-year-old boy. The hair department is illiterate. "'Shaggy mop of unruly black hair with a fringe to cover his scar'? Why, that sounds like quarter-inch crew cut to me!"
Alan Rickman!Snape, why can't you sound menacing while pronouncing the letter "p"?
Broom-ride=AWESOME.
Groovy New Dumbledore=even creepier than the last movie.
Why is there more Umbridge in this trailer than Voldemort? (I approve of Umbridge in hot pink. It's fitting.)
Apparently, by "plunge the Wizarding World into an age of darkness," Voldie really meant "put a couple of mood lights on the set and watch everyone squint." This is a major worldwide blockbuster, for God's sakes -- why is everything so goddamn dim? This goes beyond setting a mood, people. I'm going to have to sit in the front row just to see who's talking.
Shit. Gotta get to class. Who's coming to the midnight show with me? It's June 4.
Harry has the STUPIDEST hair I've ever seen on an allegedly fifteen-year-old boy. The hair department is illiterate. "'Shaggy mop of unruly black hair with a fringe to cover his scar'? Why, that sounds like quarter-inch crew cut to me!"
Alan Rickman!Snape, why can't you sound menacing while pronouncing the letter "p"?
Broom-ride=AWESOME.
Groovy New Dumbledore=even creepier than the last movie.
Why is there more Umbridge in this trailer than Voldemort? (I approve of Umbridge in hot pink. It's fitting.)
Apparently, by "plunge the Wizarding World into an age of darkness," Voldie really meant "put a couple of mood lights on the set and watch everyone squint." This is a major worldwide blockbuster, for God's sakes -- why is everything so goddamn dim? This goes beyond setting a mood, people. I'm going to have to sit in the front row just to see who's talking.
Shit. Gotta get to class. Who's coming to the midnight show with me? It's June 4.