"The only thing that makes me believe in UFOs is that, sometimes I lose stuff ( Read more... )

"I just discovered Feng Suey, the Japanese art of arranging your home so it will be visited by good spirits. I can't wait to try it. The article I read didn't say how to arrange my bobblehead dolls, though. I guess I'll have to buy the book ( Read more... )

"Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point ( Read more... )

the "my-life-is-so-boring-so-i-post-quizes" phase continues

My pickup line is:
Hi, I find you very attractive.

Want my number?
what's your pickup line?
| mewing.net. hey, baby.

maybe quizillia isn't that bad...


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ok, this quizilla thing is a bit too much for me. it's never right! first, it said i'm a spirograph cuz i'm always high. hello. me? high? whateva. then it tells me i'm nemo cuz people don't understand me (which might be true, but it pisses me off if it is!). and NOW


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so remember the part about me being happy to have color even though i got burned? i take that back. it huuuuuuurts :(

"If a cop pulls you over for speeding and comes over and askes you how fast you were going, a good thing to say is 'I dunno, i was speeding the whole time ( Read more... )

"Think about world peace; while you're doing that I'll be over here stealing your stuff ( Read more... )

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