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[luckycate]

A mentally challenged woman was basically masturbating during her mammo today. After her mammo she was running in circles around the office and I helped wrangle her. Before Casey could say, "Don't touch her hands- they were down her pants the entire time!" she grabbed my arm.

So how was your day?

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[tiajuanabible]

this is one of the best stories ive heard in a very long time.

[luckycate]

To elaborate- when she got in the room she took off the gown and immediately started tweaking her nipples and laughing while dancing around. Then she pulled out of compression and once she was stuck in one place by my boss leaning on her- she stuck her hands in her pants. Casey thought she was saying it in her mind, but instead she was saying outloud "OMG her hands are down her pants!" It was so gross. I mean, funny sorta. Until I got touched with the vajayjay hands!

[onlynelson]

The mental images I conjured up from reading this make me want to laugh impossibly loud and wash my hands at the same time.

What's weirder is I had Savage Garden as the soundtrack to such images.

"Ooooh I want you, I don't know if I need you,
but ooohhh I'd die to find out"

bwhahaha

What an awesome story!

[anonymous]

It's been ages since I stopped by...but I'm glad I did in time to catch that gem. :) I can only imagine it....

Jeremiah