Dorothy Parker=genius

Jun 23, 2006 03:04

"I think I'll have a martini
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table
After four, I'm under the host."

"Money can't buy you health, but I wouldn't mind having a diamond-encrusted wheelchair."

"I've been too fucking busy, and vice versa."

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I think she was one of the funniest people ever.

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catskin June 23 2006, 18:00:34 UTC
Lol, I love that second quote.

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luckyskittle June 25 2006, 19:13:12 UTC
Haha, I do too

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anonymous June 25 2006, 05:39:05 UTC
omg the 2nd one is great

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luckyskittle June 25 2006, 19:13:41 UTC
lol, yeah :D

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