True story: I once had an operation in which my intestine, my colon, had to be cut into two pieces. Gross!
I was lying in the hospital bed feeling sorry for myself when my friend, Dave , came to visit.
"Only an English teacher would have an operation to get a semicolon."
That's what he said.
Yup.
Those were his very words.
man, who else
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