You're so vain, I bet you think this entry's about you....

[lucretiadomini]

Look, I am sorry that mommy and daddy did not hug you as a child. I am sorry that many of your new "friends" used to talk shit about you behind your back. I am sorry your last ex did not want you for anything but an apartment (and I am sorry you're in denial about that). I am sorry you cannot manage to keep that obscenely large mouth of yours closed (whether you're spewing gossip or your latest meal). I am sorry you have never actually spoken to me but still proceed to talk shit. I am sorry you are so insecure with yourself. I am sorry that you will never make in Hollywood or on Broadway because you freak out every time you do not get a part. I am sorry your Shaolin skills could not protect you from a Reese cup. I am sorry that you cannot do Columbias make-up or costume correctly. I am sorry you're an alcoholic. I am sorry that you apparently think I am fat, ugly, and a slut (which I think stems back to your insecurity) because I can be a really nice person when I want to be. More or less, I am sorry you're such a shitty person. Heres to you. I hope you lead a severely fucked up life.

On a lighter note, I am going to Lindsay's Fantasy Party tonight, which will be chock full of interesting little gadgets that will make me giggle when I look at them. Then later tonight, 12:01 to be specific, HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE at the theatre in Hamburg. Yay!!!

Must, finish, paper, NOW!

Later.