my best ideas of the summer

[lucretiafury]

The penis cozy-A crocheted knit (to allow room for expansion) penis/ strap-on holder that ties around the waist and under the underwear (you know, if you wear that kind of thing. Benefits, providing maximum security for the penis/ strap-on and much needed warmth during the winter months of Minnesota. Also adds that much needed "cuteness" to they

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[sinnerofsins]

i'm totally into whiskey infused beer. mostly because those are the two things I drink the most. Could you come up with a clever jack daniels beer? That would really make my day.

now, would it be expensive?

[lucretiafury]

How about Jack Daniels mixed with Boulevard Wheat. You know, and easy pouring with and easy drinking. These are things to definitely try at home. This is just my drunken chemistry talking.