Fat Chunk!

[lucretius]

Hmm. I wonder, if I got this and hung it on the fridge, if I'd lose weight, or get to like the look of fatlump.

Mmm. Fatlump.

Comments

[lonita]

It looks like squished fruit.

[lucretius]

Obviously, because it's a "grossly dramatic replica."

Which is a grossly appropriate phrase.

[occamsnailfile]

For $83 you could just get a whole mess of fatty brisket already cooked and like, bronze some of it and eat the rest.

[lucretius]

Fatty Brisket. One of the saddest stories in early Hollywood.

[sweetsongstress]

A personal trainer at 24 Hour Fitness handed me those two models. When he looked the other way, I beat my fiance with the muscly one while he slapped the jiggly fatlump on me over and over again. It was pretty gross.

[lucretius]

Fatlump battles. I think that should definitely be a television show.

Maybe on Nickelodeon. Kids like gross things--why not combine it with a 'live healthy or you'll be beaten with a rubber fatlump' message?