DUDE. That's that guy! Who lives in his car! I think he's homeless. Middle forties, late fifties. Kinda overweight. Unkempt.
I almost took a picture of him, a few weeks ago. I was waiting around at the gas station, and saw him enter his vehicle - then he had to rearrange a lot of stuff before he could shut the door. It was pretty amusing. I've seen him around, over the past few years.
I will suck it up and be the first geek to say it, 'cause it was seriously the first thing that came to mind. Ratkin.
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Obviously someone rather on the crazy side, at any rate. No sane person would do that. Period. Whatever reasoning and justification the person may have, a sane person would simply find a better way.
Yeah. Actually, I went the modern dark fantasy route, and thought, "It's someone else's garbage, so it will give a false signature to anyone looking for him via magic."
I just can't imagine getting in the car, rearranging the garbage in my lap, and driving off. When a car's been in the sun around here, it's already nearly life-stealing to get right in it. Let alone if it's chock full of rot.
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but it could still have something to do with CRAZY! ;)
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I almost took a picture of him, a few weeks ago. I was waiting around at the gas station, and saw him enter his vehicle - then he had to rearrange a lot of stuff before he could shut the door. It was pretty amusing. I've seen him around, over the past few years.
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If it's been years, I /really/ hope he changes out his garbage now and again.
That just can't be healthy.
Maybe he's just very scrupulous about not dumping illegally?
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:P
Obviously someone rather on the crazy side, at any rate. No sane person would do that. Period. Whatever reasoning and justification the person may have, a sane person would simply find a better way.
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Which, I suppose, is The Crazy, as well.
Mm. Taste the geek.
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I suppose, however, people get used to things.
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