The Great Parking Wars of '04

Sep 28, 2004 18:12

I live in a townhouse complex. There are four units in this particular complex, three of which have garages and one that does not. Can you guess which one doesn't have the garage? That's right! Mine. Thus I am left to park outside in the front lot (which happens to be the only lot ( Read more... )

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findyouranswers September 29 2004, 13:43:58 UTC
Your wife sounds like a smart, calm woman. You should hang onto her.... if she doesn't die at a young age from having to drive with you all the freaking time.......

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lucy_4 September 29 2004, 20:27:08 UTC
"Batgirl" is a self-proclaimed nickname. She has personalized license plates that say "Batgirl." She has many bat-like decorations around her house and in her vehicle. She even has bat-Zubaz (the oh-too-thin cotton pants that were popular in the 80's - eeeeewwww!). I can only assume that she is a great fan of the Batman movies and/or television series. It's sad.

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lucy_4 September 29 2004, 20:45:08 UTC
Ah yes, The Da Vinci Code. Very good book, but yes, a source of some pain and ridicule for me. That little bird still finds it funny to give me crap about my jumping to that conclusion.

Ok, here goes...

The fluid. Please keep in mind that at the time they find the fluid-filled container there have been many references to the female divinity. I believe they have referenced Mary Magdalene but haven't divulged a particular link to her. So mostly the reader is given the female divinity, Jesus, and several lies to cover up truths of past religions and the creation of Christianity from Paganism. I think that's where you're at.

So with my over-analytical brain combined with my over-active imagination, I try to guess what is in the container. Isn't everyone's first guess the amniotic fluid from Jesus' birth? I mean wouldn't everyone think that the real power here is Mary, the mother of Christ?

Stop laughing!! It's not...well ok...it is. It's hilarious!

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findyouranswers September 29 2004, 22:15:26 UTC
I did the EXACT SAME THING. I actually took time to read it backwards when they just weren't GETTING THERE FAST ENOUGH! Seriously, it was not hard.

They figured out all that other shit in like 1/2 a sentence.

Backwards English? FOUR CHAPTERS.

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