Comments | lucyberliner14: Charming Asian Tale, no 327

lucyberliner14

Charming Asian Tale, no 327

Jan 18, 2006 09:42

So im in an extraordinarily long line at the dominicks, and the older guy infront of me (reeking of old beer and is solely purchasing a 12 can fridge back of mgd) keeps turning around and faces in my direction as if to pretend hes looking past me. and its very uncomfortable. this is for at least a 15 minute wait in line ( Read more... )

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mintwaster January 18 2006, 08:03:39 UTC

I get bowed at all the fucking time. You should've kicked him in the nuts.

lucyberliner14 January 18 2006, 08:55:19 UTC

i KNOW i should have fucked up HIS oatnutz. i have a ways to go though. perhaps i can learn from you, Crabby Master San.

madame_liscious January 18 2006, 09:24:09 UTC

wait....whu....seriously? people bow at you?!?! my jaw is hung.

lucyberliner14 January 18 2006, 09:33:54 UTC

oh yeah. sadly. that sort of stuff happens more often that youd think. not in a mocking way though...in a very sincere, "oh i bet shell find that charming or comforting" sort of way. i dont know which is worse.

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cocolola January 18 2006, 08:09:36 UTC

orientalist wanker.

louche January 18 2006, 08:13:15 UTC

oh man. i would've paid money to see you slap him across the face with your oat nut bread!
shooot.

i wonder if this was any better than the moshi moshi comment?

lucyberliner14 January 18 2006, 08:16:13 UTC

at least the moshi moshi guy knew that i was japanese. or maybe it was a lucky guess. regardless.

and he didnt BOW at me.

drinkasyoupour January 18 2006, 09:10:39 UTC

god. what an ass. i don't think i would have gotten physically violent, but i would have violently rolled my eyes at him.

lucyberliner14 January 18 2006, 09:13:40 UTC

yeah i dont think im capable of being violent..though i try to talk a big game. i did violently end the conversation and violently ignore him afterwards.

mintwaster January 18 2006, 09:50:43 UTC

I usually just look at them with absolutely no expression on my face.

lucyberliner14 January 18 2006, 09:51:59 UTC

wait. you do that to ME all the time.

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chicagocowboi January 18 2006, 09:40:02 UTC

after he bowed at you, you should have grabbed your crotch, spit in your hand, and offered to shake his hand and said, "what up redneck."

lucyberliner14 January 18 2006, 09:44:51 UTC

well, he actually wasnt the redneck type. so i dont know if that would have worked... maybe i hsould have just made a big scene and shuffled around doing sort of chinky dance.

jennagodis January 19 2006, 13:34:16 UTC

wow...um. i'm torn right now between crying and laughing and making an inappropriate joke to ease the horribleness through irony. instead, i am going to ignore the reason for your post and bond with you in oatnut solidarity! oatnut fucking rocks man... it's totally the bread of choice.