All Those Who Are Socially Infertile, Brace Yourselves

[lucyberliner14]

Just outside the entrance of my office building cafeteria, there is a full self-standing cardboard display stocking free issues of THE WEEK magazine. Guess i dont have to go to Rochaembeaux to keep up to speed on recent findings in Ram-On-Ram research.

Comments

[girl_poof]

Please pick up a copy and bring it home. I have been missing my news condensed by an bigoted 5th grader!

[lucyberliner14]

Ill do my best. They actually fly off the shelf. The Weekly Reader is a hit.

[mintwaster]

Yes, please pick up a copy to share (don't want them to think too many people are interested).

[anniecomplex]

i am sooooooo jealous!

[famousmiller]

I'm offended. I'd complain. It's a conservative, biased, sexist and homophobic piece of garbage! You should replace them with issues of "Bitch". That'd be expensive though-have a benefit.

[lucyberliner14]

Yes, I was a little surprised to see it there. And then i remember that people are surprisingly conservative here. But i suppose that technically, it has every right to be there. Maybe ill just set up a Bitch display next to it. Or infront of it. Or maybe ill just play Hide The Dook somewhere on the display.

[mintwaster]

I love how fair you are.

[lucyberliner14]

theres nothing more diplomatic than "Hide The Dook".

Wait a minute. Are you HITTING ON ME?!?

AWKWARD.

[madame_liscious]

can you scan them ans start a blog for our reading pleasure?

and, yes, replace them with Bitch. i'll help you with a Ts fundraiser.

[lucyberliner14]

Are you going to make the flyer for the Ts fundraiser? Do NOT put the words "pussy", "cunt", or "chocha" on it.

note to self

[madame_liscious]

right!
i'm on it.