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[lucychester]

So, this might be kind of a strange question.

Anyone wanna tell me about the weird experiences you've all been having over the weekend? My brother and I, we're...

Experts.

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[devilmustdie]

This last weekend I had to turn down the advances of a vampire stripper who was damn hot, a total shame she was dead I tell you. The weekend before that I stopped a minor demon lord from executing his diabolic plan of taking over a small town in south Texas.

[lucychester]

I said unusual.

[devilmustdie]

The vampire stripper was unusual, she was an undead babe with class and took a no without arguing. Gave me free backstage pass to the Friday show too. Want one?

[lucychester]

Uh...

No thanks.

[mikechester]

I m gona kill that bich

[lucychester]

We need to figure out how, first.

[mikechester]

gun ful;l of rovk salt should do th tricj

[lucychester]

I don't think she's a ghost. She's not like any other one we've been able to find. The book doesn't have anything on her type, either.

I'm going to check out the library and see what I can find on Asian demons.

[expositional]

Experts regarding what? I was under the impression you were CDC agents.

[lucychester]

Yeah, about that.

It's hard to explain.

[expositional]

Then although you are impersonating agents, I'll allow you an explanation before you're arrested.

[lucychester]

Honestly, I'm not sure you'd believe me if I tried.

[dutchmancpt]

Like so many others.