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[lucydanger]

I set another dish towel on fire today. My track record isn't looking so good. Up to date: 3 towels, one wooden spoon, one plastic spoon.

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[sdaemon]

but how many teapots have you welded to the stove?

I'm up to 2.

[redheadeddemon]

Light up an apron while you're wearing it and you'll graduate to the big leagues. And the burn ward.