how do you get that job?!?!?

[lucyfur_star]

so...while scouring the internet for jobs recently, i found myself a "phone sex operator" position. actually it was listed as "telephone actress". Basically a company reroutes calls to your house, so you make your own hours. its busier at night and you can get up to 8 calls in an hour on an average night. while i will NOT be applying for this

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[anxorite]

Go for the phone job. I would if I wasn't living with the parents.

Or prone to cracking up when I hear heavy breathing and whacking.

[lucyfur_star]

seriously. there is NO way i could do that job. maybe, if i had a script or sumthing, but thinking of sexy things to say...yeah...not really my strong point.