the power of choice

[lucyindeeskye]

Most of the time, I'm big bad Zarah E in real life:

Your Penis Name is: Bavarian Beefstick

Get your own Penis Name

But when I go online as lil' ole LucyindeeSkye,

Your Penis Name is: Little Juan

Get your own Penis Name

i wonder if Sandy Stone had this particular option in mind when she discussed internet technology as prothesis...

Comments

[yolens_ear]

I wonder if there is some algorithm that it uses to narrow the choices, or if it is just random.

I got "100% All Beef Thermometer". My journal's penis is named "Godzilla".

[lucyindeeskye]

aww, Thomas, pease don't spoil the mystery of penis naming! it's a sacred and exotic ritual that helps me cope with my deep-seated and long-repressed Freudian envy. To quote a particularly infamous film, you know all us lesbos really need is some good deep dicking.