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Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had so much time
To sit and think
about myself
And then there she was
Like double cherry pie
Yeah there she was
Like disco superfly
I smell sex and
candy here
Who's that lounging
in my chair
Who's that casting
devious stares
In my direction
Mama this surely
is a dream

Hangin' 'round downtown by myself
And I had too
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Spent the day in NYC with my main girl, dani.  i now realize how white i am, and its a sad thing.  I had a great day though.  Today was the first day i had ever seen a bum jerking off on the sidewalk, and I almost stepped on the guy by accident.


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i have several theories about lucky charms, but today i found something i found quite interesting...

http://www.trygve.com/uecharms.html

now ive always had a thing for moons, so obviously they've always been my favorite. the moons are blue, not yellow though, hmmm.


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I finally got my derby!

Im in love with it!!!


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Whahooo! prom here i come!  This should be interesting.

Heads of state who ride and wrangle
Who look at your face from more than one angle
Can cut you from their bloated budgets
Like sharpening knives through Chicken McNuggets...
SHUT THE FUCK UP!! Now, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Right, right learn to buck up
Right, shut the fuck up
Now, now, learn to buck up
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did any of you guys know that hostess made a twinkie oven so you can make them by yourself, along with cupcakes!

i have recently purchased such a thing.

im in heaven!

im going to be making a crazy amount of these things as soon as I have a chance.

*sigh*, homemade twinkies and hostess cupcakes...

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i got my SAT's over with.  whoop!

No longer will you be a slave
No longer will you have to crawl
No longer will you suffer
No longer will you stall
One day you'll live for a reason
One day you'll be gone, no more
When you walk from the table
No longer, will you bow down


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