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[lucyjune1684]

Lying in bed, renouncing my womanhood, I'm watching Coldplay live, and all I can think about is how damn sexy Chris Martin's hands are. Yeah, he's a good lookin bloke, but there's something specifically sexy about his hands. He and Gwyneth are pretty happy though I guess, they've got a baby, the jig is up. Oh well, you can't win 'em all.

Comments

[dougin]

why are you renouncing your womanhood?

[lucyjune1684]

It's just so painful on so many levels. Life's just easier with a penis, probably.

[dougin]

I'm sorry if you're having your period. and more so if you're talking about something deeper.

I bet sometimes it's easier being a woman though. Y'all do have some advantages and we some disadvantages. You probably wouldn't appreciate Chris Martin's hands so much if you were a guy, and wouldn't that be a shame?

[kimmylyn]

and on that note...you probably wouldn't be madly in love with Pride and Prejudice or Colin Firth.... (or maybe you would and you just wouldn't admit it in which case my previous statement is entirely moot)