Gumbel's the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's really hoping makes it happen. Kiper is the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? He's a bad man. A bad, bad man.
You know Kiper is almost doing the same thing as Gumbel here. That inky black inescapable helmet look. Except Kiper's hair is completely wrong for it. It's like I'm looking at a man who's brought a knife to a gun fight, and he's winning.
Greg Gumbel deserved to be America's first black president. If he had been elected, I would be moonpies and hand jobs for all. Now look at the mess we're in.
That was taken from him; one-trick Kiper must not be allowed to steal this crown, too.
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(something something Sam the Eagle)
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Kiper. He's the Brock Samson of this tournament.
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That was taken from him; one-trick Kiper must not be allowed to steal this crown, too.
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GUMBEL 2012!
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