Am I a better or worse son if my gift prepared for the imminent Womb Appreciation Interval is a bootleg hand-crafted soundtrack (i.e. time) versus a legit cellophane version? (i.e. money)?

Completely unrelated, but Youtube + vidtomp3.com is pretty gnarly.

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If I successfully complete a crossword (or sudoku) at lunch, I leave it there so the next person who cleans the table will marvel at my cleverness. "Who was that erudite fellow with the golden vocabulary?" the busperson will say.

If I fail to complete it, I recycle the paper in quiet shame.

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There was a time before the internet when I could distinguish between horror and satire.
I'm just gonna stick to 30 Rock.

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Dipshit or epic troll?
Sensor readings inconclusive.

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I honestly don't know how I feel about amateur Aussie rap anymore.

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