Tonight Elliot was sitting in the bathtub, splashing around as usual, when he looked down and suddenly noticed his, um, tiny unit wafting gently in the water current. He smiled, then started wiggling his butt around, which made it wave back and forth erratically. He looked up at me, raised one eyebrow and broke into a huge devilish grin. Then he went back to wiggling in a fit of hysterical laughter. I was laughing pretty hard by then too.
-sigh- I guess my little boy is already a man. He has discovered the center of his universe.