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No prize for this, but I thought it was cool.
1) Open your MP3 program
2) List your favorite lyrics to the first 20 songs that play
3) Have people guess which songs they are
1. Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding, the cretins cloning and feeding, and I don't even own a TV.
2. So you wanted to take a break, slow it down some, and have some space? FUCK YOU TOO!
3. If there's a bustle in your hedge-row, Call a gardener!
4. Racing through the landmines. Never a moment of doubt, we were dancing in the slaughterhouse.
5. No Longer empty and frantic, Like a cat, tied to a stick, that's driven into frozen winter shit.
6. The heavens at my birth intended me for stardom. Rays of light shone down on me and all my sins were pardoned.
7. Let me tell you a story of a sorrowful lad. Had everything he wanted, didn't want what he had.
8. It wasn't my idea, it wasn't my idea. I just drove to the store, for some Preparation H.
9. Don't question my authority and put me in the box
10. I've deepened my tan, and I've shallowed my wit, and I can fake like I'm listening, though I don't give a shit, and I kneel and I pray every day to my TV to tell me what's true.
11. I've got this feeling, it's so appealing, for us to get together and sing. SING!
12. Blind man on a canyon's edge of a panoramic scene, or maybe I'm a kite that's flying high and random, dangling a string. Or slumped over in a vacant room, head on a stranger's knee. I'm sure back home they think I've lost my mind.
13. And all you wishing well fools with your fortunes, someone should send you a rose. With love from a friend, nice to hear from you again
14. They ask me where the hell I'm going at 1000 feet per second.
15. Well you trust no one, and you can never rest. Trust anyone and they'll strike while you're sleeping.
16. And now we are one in everlasting peace. We hope that you choke. That you choke.
17. When he lunged onto the hood she stopped to tell him she was wrong. He was thrown head over heels into the traffic coming on.
18. You look so tired, unhappy, bring down the government, they don't, they don't speak for us.
19. They may cut your dick in half, and serve it to a pig. And though it hurts you'll laugh, and dance a dickless jig. For that's the way it goes, in war you're shat upon.
20. She's weeping, 'cause the gentlemen are calling and the snow is softly falling on her petticoat.
There you go. Have Fun!