Something random, and I'm an idiot.

Apr 29, 2005 04:31


I'm an idiot, I can't NOT buy cheap things I like.  I ordered a bunch of Pirates cards off of Ebay (only $.25-$1.00 each!), and just an hour ago, Aaron kicked my ass at said Pirate game, YET AGAIN.  Why do I bother?

Because it's there.



in the most recent Tshirthell newsletter (for those of you who don't know, www.tshirthell.com is one of the most awesome and offensive sites on the 'net.  Go there, the admin is a racist, psychotic asshole.  It's awesome), the author plugs the Road Rage cards yet again.  I just thought it was funny.

[Don't Forget About Road Rage Cards]

True Story:  I was driving yesterday, and some dick head is tailgating me and trying to make me pull over.  I grabbed my Road Rage Cards and flashed him the one with the picture of the gun on it; the one that says, "I wish this was real."  At the next stop light he actually got out of his car and walked over to me.  So, I picked up my Road Rage Cards book, and beat him to death with it.  It's just one more reason to love your Road Rage Cards.

Stupid bastard, no wonder people hate cops.

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