luka got knocked up by sailor moon and is gestating the silver crystal in his bile duct

[lukadia]

Hey guess who spent last night in the hospital!

It turns out that I am the best rockhound EVER. I grew my very own crystal inside my gallbladder. It's shaped like a triangle and just looked SO COOL on the ultrasound that I practically wanted to name it Damien because who's my precious little antichrist who's my widdle hellspawn YES YOU IS

Comments

[alarivana]

Cue conversation with the BF about medical uses of the term squeedlyspooch.

Not that we're making light of your suffering or anything :D

[ambrmerlinus]

On the one hand, the way you've phrased the entire situation has me loling.

On the other hand, gallstones why D:

[gomichan]

Wow, geez, good luck. o_O They totally better let you keep it.

[reyel]

Hi, Luka. c: I'm a long-time Kagerou reader and I'll be having a full-on gallbladder removal sometime this summer, too! I hope you get your surgery ASAP and have a speedy recovery. I've heard numerous reviews about this surgery, namely that once it is done, one feels a loooot better.

I hope you can keep Damien, that was my first thought when I got my diagnosis.

<3

[kittenmint]

>_______< Yick, good luck!!