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[luke_26]

I am The Damsel In Distress! Also note not-so-secret relevance of my "first mate" :-D.

Does anyone know what a "bate" is? Moriarty perhaps since he happens to be one?

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[the_moriarty]

I was thinking 'bate' as in 'shark bait' until I realised that can't be it.... unless they have awful spelling.

Wow, how exciting. I have the Mystery Pirate Role.

[luke_26]

Moriarty the mystery Pirate? I sense the beginnings of a movie here... and how appropriate considering you're currently playing that Pirates game - which i am quite envious of by the way. On a more terrible, horrible and awful note, im afraid i shall have to cancel our meeting on sunday honourable jedi master - the force shall not be with me as i shall be funning it up at the rock-it concert. Apologies for not remembering this earlier. Dahh! If you arent busy then i am it seems - must become more organised about our interplanetary (or rather just one-planetary since every single conflict we have occurs on tatooine) battles.

[salinity]

I think I remember a book where they referred to the bate man as a moderator? I dont know how a moderator fits into a pirate ship though..

You realise yours is about the 3rd time I've been someone's cabin boy on one of those memes.... After being mistaken for a boy at work the other day, I think 'god' is trying to tell me something...

:]

[luke_26]

Perhaps that you should get a job that involves a lot of cabins? :-P
Moriarty the moderator? It does roll off the tongue somehow. We should do something soon since you're going to have all this time to burn - or have you already picked up an extra hobby/job?

[getmaggot]

crazy drunk! WHAT THE?!

[luke_26]

It could have been worse. You could have been the 'first wench'.. or worse still the 'second wench' whom i assume they only use when the first wench has a headache :-P.

[getmaggot]

first wench would = GREAT
second wench = bad

[the_plinth]

Wow, Luke, I totally had a dream that you and I were in jail for drug trafficking. And all our cellmates were dying of some horrible disease, and you gave me a blanket made of cling film, and then the police let us out and I left my mobile in there. Oh, and I found a copy of this really insane show (Bo'Selecta... have you heard of it? It's stupid anyway) in my DVD player, which was in our cell. Which was occasionally my sister's bedroom with extensions.
I think you'd been in jail many times before, actually. And you were like "don't worry they'll let us out in a bit," and "we're upper-class, we don't die of that disease because we have medicines."

What fun.

I like policemen.

Your sister's jail with extensions!

[luke_26]

Tch, well you know, us and our drugs. Just can't stop myself these days. But don't worry. Me, my medicines and my trusty cling film will keep us disease free and get us out of jail in no time at all, those policemen won't see us coming, unless of course you wish to stop and have a chat with them. Havent seen you in ages miss robot! We should (and i quote from your own brilliant vocabulary) "all kinds of" meet at some social event or another. I'm sure you must have many stories to tell me, tiger-fighting or otherwise. Has that scratch finally healed up by the way?

Can't say ive heard of Bo'Selecta - what is it?

Re: Your sister's jail with extensions!

[the_plinth]

It's a terrible, terrible show, that really isn't funny at all. Which is a pity, because it's British, and should technically be funny by default...

My scar is almost still there. A bit. Faint. But I have another! This one, though, probably did not involve tigers. I actually can't remember how I got it. I love it when that happens.
Unexplained maladies...

All kinds of SO TOTALLY can't wait for the Nexus Fair.

[comicstar]

mwa ha ha ha ha. i think you will find she is my first mate.

[luke_26]

:-P However the first mate shall most definitely get the damsel in distress methinks - i believe the captain already has someone waiting for her onshore?

[guinness1986]

apperently ur my captain tho