LukeLaura2: glendella... why did you not tell this earlier?
Glendella: tell what?
LukeLaura2: this story
LukeLaura2: earlier in the day
Glendella: not a story you open up with
Glendella: someone was in my room earlier
LukeLaura2: oh
Glendella: i basically ended up just masturbating into his mouth
Glendella: brb, potty
LukeLaura2: LMAO

ewww beer & snickers do NOT mix!

So I just got home from my first day of work... and all I can say is: oh my golly ( Read more... )

hEy U bItCheZ : i'M hIgH oN cRaCk ! ! ! !

wOaH ! !
HoLy ShIt ! ! !

I finally got a job today!
YAY!
Selling theatre subscription packages... BUT... with commission, I could be making up to $15 an hour... which isn't bad at all :-)

I'm going to the Jenny Jones Show next Tuesday with megan809HA ( Read more... )

So I was just standing outside on my back porch having a cigarette and this homeless man was down digging in the dumpster. He yells up to me: "Hey you wanna throw me something down to eat?" And I was like: "Ummm... I don't have anything."
Kinda creepy.

So I had a totally fun weekend with Alexis ( Read more... )

Quizilla rant: It's like: Hello, if you're going to host a QUIZ website, then get some more servers instead of the 2 crappy ones you have now! That's NOT OK! UGH!


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It's my birthday! Yay!
And now I'm gonna go party & eat brats!!! :-)
I'm 20, dammit.